Favorite Movie Quotes

[msvx95]

KEVIN!!

Kevin.......Get a plate! - Home Alone



Mmmm maggots Michael.....(looking at rice)
There only noodles Michael (looking at the worms) - Lost Boys


I'm here to clean the sh*t out the pool....Let's just say someone had an accident in the pool. - Bev. Hills Cop 2

[gsodonis]

I hate...... this place. This.......... zoo. This..... prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it,.......... I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. - Agent Smith - The Matrix

I have my computer at work set up to play this sound clip when I log off at the end of each day!

[rallyingrob]

he's dead jim

[RSVX]

"I'm a Doctor, not a <insert random obscure profession here>"

[SVXMAN2001]

If it bleeds we can kill it - Predator

Get to da Choppa!!!! - Predator

[svxfiles]

Memorable Quotes from
The Last Boy Scout (1991)
Joe Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

Joe Hallenbeck: You don't think the cops can helpyou?
Cory: Sure, after I'm dead they'll perform the autopsy.
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[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]
Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your **** into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

Joe Hallenbeck: Can I have a cigarette?
Chet: A cigarette? Yeah sure.
[gives him one]
Joe Hallenbeck: Got a light?
Chet: Yeah, got a light.
[pretends to give him a light and punches him instead]
Chet: Hey baby I thought you were tough. See Pablo, he's no sweat!
Joe Hallenbeck: I seem to have dropped my cigarette. May I have another?
Chet: [hesitates] Sure, sure thing buddy.
[gives him another cigarette]
Joe Hallenbeck: I'm gonna need a light. You touch me again, I'll kill ya.

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by rallyingrob

"squeal like a piggy"

deliverance

ps......that was ned beatty's big budget debut
way to go ned!!
way to make an entrance(!!) that will forever mark you!!
LMAO......!!

I was about to throw this on into the mix! You stole my thunder!

( and I even live in the foothills)

[subi-crosser]

"Garrett, you just caused me to have a bowel movement in my pants",

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.

[rallyingrob]

'splains why i always hear banjo music in the back ground when u post.........


hehehehe

[Motorsport-SVX]

Originally Posted by wawazat??

"I'd like to compliment you on your choice of footgear" - Real Genius

"Kent, it's me God, quit playing with yourself" - same

Your forgot from Genius:

deans daughter "can you drive a 2" nail thru a 2x4 with your penis"?

Answer: "not right now..."

deans daughter "well a girls got to have her standards.."

[Motorsport-SVX]

"Id piss on a spark plug right now if I thought it would
do any good." Wargames

"lets see what happens when you use the other guys
brakepads....." and so on, ANY line from Tommy Boy

"they took the bar, the whole f!ucking bar !!!"
"you f!ucked up, you trusted us...." Animal House

"hes got tears in his eyes, its a cinderalla story....
and its IN THE HOLE !!"... Caddyshack..

I could go on for dayz

[Motorsport-SVX]

the whole Big Kahuna burger scene from Pulp Fiction
and anything from Uncle Buck

[svxistentialist]

Originally Posted by Motorsport-SVX

Your forgot from Genius:

deans daughter "can you drive a 2" nail thru a 2x4 with your penis"?

Answer: "not right now..."

deans daughter "well a girls got to have her standards.."

Some hard are girls to please.

[NikFu S.]

Lol.

"I'm going to the restroom"

"Ok, but I don't think that'll help your confidence any." -Real Genius

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by rallyingrob

'splains why i always hear banjo music in the back ground when u post.........


hehehehe

Need a good BBQ recipe??

Still have canola oil in the bar oiler of the Homelite.

Remember the "grill big enough for an ATF agent??" from the new planet thread?