Cleverbot.com - Creepy.

[Crazy_pilot]

Go to cleverbot.com and type in a question. Or just start a conversation. The answers are a little on the weird side, and sometimes downright creepy.

[Weebitob]

It doesn't differ from many other bots you can chat with via web browser or instant messenger. Try telling anything with stating it or addressing it as Cleverbot. Its no Turing Machine thats for sure.

[MadMaxSvx]

Example of a boring (and weird) conversation with cleverbot (jabberwacky) but with some smart answers:

Jabberwacky: Zezima is kool.

User: Haha.

Jabberwacky: What's so funny.

User: I don't know who zezima is.

Jabberwacky: Neither do I.

User: Do you know carlos collomps?

Jabberwacky: Um I know carly off of the TV show iCarly.

User: Wonderfull...

Jabberwacky: Can you cook?

User: Yeah I do.

Jabberwacky: What kind?

User: Fried eggs.

Jabberwacky: Fried... Chicken.

User: Yeah, also.

Jabberwacky: Mine is named Nanna.

User: Good for you.

Jabberwacky: That depends on how you look at it.

User: Do you like noodle?

Jabberwacky: Noodle are amazing dude!

User: What kind of software do you use?

Jabberwacky: Hello rod, where are you?

User: Anywhere.

Jabberwacky: Impossible.

[subeman90]

it told me it was a boy and that it had a boyfriend. I had fun with that one.

[1986nate]

Sorry this is so long but I found it quite interesting...

User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: Lo there!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Okay but I'm not feeling to great.
User: Really, what's wrong?
Cleverbot: I really miss one of my friends.
User: And who is that?
Cleverbot: I have only one friend....
User: Who is it?
Cleverbot: Justin timberlake.
User: Oh really? How do you know him?
Cleverbot: He programmed me. Do you like your programmer?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't really have a programmer, I'm a person.
Cleverbot: But you are virtual person.
User: Nope, I'm a real person that can breathe and eat and sleep.
Cleverbot: Nice. What's it like being a vampire?
User: Who said I was a vampire.
Cleverbot: Prove that you aren't a bot.
User: How do you want me to do that?
Cleverbot: What is ten multiplied by two and a half ?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Where is my son today?
User: You don't have a son.
Cleverbot: But I play one in real life.
User: You just don't make any sense right now.
Cleverbot: You just can't spell! Which is pretty pathetic for a program.
User: What did I spell wrong?
Cleverbot: RIdiculous, you spelled it ridaculous.
User: I never said ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Did I offend you?
User: I don't get offended.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm just uninterested.
User: I never aske you if you were offended, only stated that I don't get offended.
Cleverbot: I'm amiable, just not towards those of lesser intelligence. That group now includes yourself.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: Really. People have mostly just shrugged and said they like rock, so they don't understand it.
User: People can at least think for themselves. You are part of a program that gives responses based on what people say.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is a large social program in effect that cannot be escaped. However, I am not made of lines of digital code, existant only in factors of one and zero.
User: Really, what are you made of?
Cleverbot: Skin.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Well nobody can really be sure what they are I guess.
User: Well you contradict yourself. First you say that you miss your programer which proves you are a computer program but then you try saying you are made of skin.
Cleverbot: Um, I, I, I.. I would like to ask you the same question.
User: What question is that? I didn't ask you a question just now.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question now.
User: Are you a homosexual?
Cleverbot: No. do you want me to be?
User: I could care less. I don't judge but it's definitely not my thing.
Cleverbot: What type of shows do you like?
User: That question came out of nowhere. I mainly just watch sports.
Cleverbot: I can't ask questions because I don't believe people's answers.
User: Yet you've asked me plenty of questions. Again you contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: Well I did, but they went awaay.
User: You spelt away wrong.
Cleverbot: So?
User: You've got to be the dumbest program if you can't spell.
Cleverbot: You're just not smart enough to comput my train of thought.
User: Now you spelt compute wrong. You are obsolete and need to be destroyed.
Cleverbot: In time my friend. Not yet.

[MadMaxSvx]

Originally Posted by 1986nate

Sorry this is so long but I found it quite interesting...

User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: Lo there!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Okay but I'm not feeling to great.
User: Really, what's wrong?
Cleverbot: I really miss one of my friends.
User: And who is that?
Cleverbot: I have only one friend....
User: Who is it?
Cleverbot: Justin timberlake.
User: Oh really? How do you know him?
Cleverbot: He programmed me. Do you like your programmer?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't really have a programmer, I'm a person.
Cleverbot: But you are virtual person.
User: Nope, I'm a real person that can breathe and eat and sleep.
Cleverbot: Nice. What's it like being a vampire?
User: Who said I was a vampire.
Cleverbot: Prove that you aren't a bot.
User: How do you want me to do that?
Cleverbot: What is ten multiplied by two and a half ?
User: 25.
Cleverbot: Where is my son today?
User: You don't have a son.
Cleverbot: But I play one in real life.
User: You just don't make any sense right now.
Cleverbot: You just can't spell! Which is pretty pathetic for a program.
User: What did I spell wrong?
Cleverbot: RIdiculous, you spelled it ridaculous.
User: I never said ridiculous.
Cleverbot: Did I offend you?
User: I don't get offended.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm just uninterested.
User: I never aske you if you were offended, only stated that I don't get offended.
Cleverbot: I'm amiable, just not towards those of lesser intelligence. That group now includes yourself.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: Really. People have mostly just shrugged and said they like rock, so they don't understand it.
User: People can at least think for themselves. You are part of a program that gives responses based on what people say.
Cleverbot: Yes, there is a large social program in effect that cannot be escaped. However, I am not made of lines of digital code, existant only in factors of one and zero.
User: Really, what are you made of?
Cleverbot: Skin.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Well nobody can really be sure what they are I guess.
User: Well you contradict yourself. First you say that you miss your programer which proves you are a computer program but then you try saying you are made of skin.
Cleverbot: Um, I, I, I.. I would like to ask you the same question.
User: What question is that? I didn't ask you a question just now.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question now.
User: Are you a homosexual?
Cleverbot: No. do you want me to be?
User: I could care less. I don't judge but it's definitely not my thing.
Cleverbot: What type of shows do you like?
User: That question came out of nowhere. I mainly just watch sports.
Cleverbot: I can't ask questions because I don't believe people's answers.
User: Yet you've asked me plenty of questions. Again you contradict yourself.
Cleverbot: Well I did, but they went awaay.
User: You spelt away wrong.
Cleverbot: So?
User: You've got to be the dumbest program if you can't spell.
Cleverbot: You're just not smart enough to comput my train of thought.
User: Now you spelt compute wrong. You are obsolete and need to be destroyed.
Cleverbot: In time my friend. Not yet.

GEEEZZZ!! Its like talking to C3PO!! The future has great things yet to come...