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Old 01-27-2010, 09:00 AM
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FYA: Craigslist Hijinx

I figured some of you might find this amusing.

Typical North Jersey Honda-Civic-on-Craigslist-ad:

"I'm selling my 94 honda civic wit a 97ls motor wit 89,000 miles on it n a b18 transmission...body has 150,000 das nothing ,motor wha counts,car has a lot of control,it has da bar on da motor...strut bar inside of da car...a bar in da trunk nd lower control arm,it power windows,powerlocks,alarm system,sony radio n speakers,ls web rims,skunk2 tight suspension ,ACT stage 1 clutch,magna flow muffler,da motor looks super clean jus like everything in da hood,tinted out all around.jdm front lip, body is gud, inside is mint,nd dis car has a lot a lot of power nd I guarantee u dis car won't give u NO problems,nd da reason I'm selling it cuz I'm moving to texas in a month n a half so I need da money, if ur gona come asking for best offer don't even waste my f time, 2500 $ flat no more or less ...my number is *** *** **** thank you. "


http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1571774326.html
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Old 01-27-2010, 09:50 AM
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Re: FYA: Craigslist Hijinx

I need da money......
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:31 AM
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Re: FYA: Craigslist Hijinx

"Da bar on da motor", and lots of other bars apparently give you lots of control. How can people like this exist?
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Old 01-27-2010, 11:35 AM
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Re: FYA: Craigslist Hijinx

Wow...I really don't know what else to say...

I did not know "Da" was a word.
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Old 01-27-2010, 01:31 PM
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Re: FYA: Craigslist Hijinx

i like it how it says
"I guarantee u dis car won't give u "NO" problems"

sounds great guaranteed NOT to have "no problems "
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Old 01-27-2010, 02:40 PM
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i like it how it says
"I guarantee u dis car won't give u "NO" problems"

sounds great guaranteed NOT to have "no problems "
I doubt this person understands the concept of a double negative.
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Old 01-27-2010, 04:51 PM
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"Da bar on da motor", and lots of other bars apparently give you lots of control. How can people like this exist?
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Old 01-27-2010, 05:01 PM
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I I need da money, if ur gona come asking for best offer don't even waste my f time, 2500 $ flat no more or less ...my number is *** *** **** thank you. "


http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1571774326.html
Darn and I was going to offer him double his asking price, I guess I'm out of luck
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