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Is VA a NE state?
I'm just wondering cause the Mason-Dixon line runs just a little south there dosen't it...
You all will have to forgive a poor Westerner that is geographicly challenged.
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EEEK! Don't let anybody from Virginia hear you ask that question. http://geology.er.usgs.gov/states/new_eng.html
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http://geography.about.com/library/weekly/aa041999.htm
Iffen yall er movin to Washington D.C., ya no the nations capitol, ya gots to learn ya these things.
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Geography 100.5
Pensylvania ----Mas/Dix Line------- Maryland Virginia You're gonna be a REDNECK
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AND he has to learn how to talk "funny".
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JEST LAK MAY! <Translation: Just like me!> Welcome to the land where Jeff Foxworthy is considered a serious orator. Wanna buy a used Possum Catcher?
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The land where "grits" has nothing to do with sandpaper!
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40 Things Never Said By Southerners
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen. 39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 38. Duct tape won't fix that. 37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. 36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 35. We don't keep firearms in this house. 34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? 33. You can't feed that to the dog. 32. I thought Graceland was tacky. 31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 30. Wrasslin's fake. 29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 28. We're vegetarians. 27. Do you think my gut is too big? 26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 25. Honey, we don't need another dog. 24. Who's Richard Petty? 23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 21. Spittin is such a nasty habit. 20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today. 19. Trim the fat off that steak. 18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 17. The tires on that truck are too big. 16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 15. I've got it all on the C drive. 14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled? 12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. 09. Checkmate. 08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 05. I don't have a favorite college team. 04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.
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You will notice where I put the thread...? didn't ya
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I was driving around last week and I still can't get over how close everything is ... 20min drive from Lincoln Memorial to the 2nd battle of Manassas... I'm going to have a blast back there!!!
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The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over "Ebonics," has decided to designate Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary: HEIDI -- noun. Greeting. HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew." BARD -- verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH -- noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." MUNTS -- noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." IGNERT -- adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!" RANCH -- noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL -- noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR -- noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." BAHS -- noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work (or studying), your bahs is gonna far you!" TAR -- noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck." TIRE -- noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime." RETARD -- Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65." TARRED -- adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred." FAT -- noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in battle or combat. ARE -- pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective. RATS -- noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." FARN -- adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed... must be from some farn country." DID -- adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim." EAR -- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breath ... give 'im some ear!" BOB WAR -- noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE -- Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?" HAZE -- a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah... haze ignert." SEED -- verb, past tense. VIEW -- contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?" HEAVY DEW -- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?" GUMMIT -- noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert
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Psssssst Mitch,
You may notice that the local people are saving & hoarding Dixie cups. Don't worry about it. They think that this will help them to refinance their efforts to kick us 'dang efeet yankees, off'n' their plantations once and 'fer' all. I have a few suggestions to make the transition easier for the good ole boys who will be your neighbors. Get the removable gun rack option for your SVX. Randy can help you find one. Do not put the 'Possum Pusher on the front bumper. You are not located far enough to the south for that one. Get a CSA flag license plate for the front bumper. Learn how to properly pronounce "taint never been no", and work it into your conversations on a regular basis. As a last resort you may have to change your first name from Mitchell to Billy Joe Bob, or Jerry Lee. Good Luck.
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new england consistes of VT, ME, NH, MA, RI and CT.... i personally wouldnt mind commendeering VA and claiming it in the name of New England *Plants Flag* afterall...the amish dont put up much of a fight...so long as you keep harrison ford out of my face.
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Tom,
You're having way too much fun with this thread... Mitch, I like to think of Maryland as one of the "Mid Atlantic" states -Bill (hailing from Southern Maryland....)
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New England, DOES NOT want VA, NY, (really NO on the NY) and any state South of CT, RI and West of VT, ME. I'm sorry to all the other slack jawed people that live in other states in the Northeast that don't get to take part in our "State School" Program. By the way, the translations were funny as heal!, Hell
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