FYA: Craigslist Hijinx

[Mike621]

I figured some of you might find this amusing.

Typical North Jersey Honda-Civic-on-Craigslist-ad:

"I'm selling my 94 honda civic wit a 97ls motor wit 89,000 miles on it n a b18 transmission...body has 150,000 das nothing ,motor wha counts,car has a lot of control,it has da bar on da motor...strut bar inside of da car...a bar in da trunk nd lower control arm,it power windows,powerlocks,alarm system,sony radio n speakers,ls web rims,skunk2 tight suspension ,ACT stage 1 clutch,magna flow muffler,da motor looks super clean jus like everything in da hood,tinted out all around.jdm front lip, body is gud, inside is mint,nd dis car has a lot a lot of power nd I guarantee u dis car won't give u NO problems,nd da reason I'm selling it cuz I'm moving to texas in a month n a half so I need da money, if ur gona come asking for best offer don't even waste my f time, 2500 $ flat no more or less ...my number is *** *** **** thank you. "


http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1571774326.html