Babe magnet! - Page 4

Aredubjay · #46 02-04-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Pure_Insanity8

from the sex change. You could make some good dough if you sell them. The change from male to female is incredibly cheaper than visa versa... so that must mean those "spare parts" are worth their weight in gold (at least). Hmmm... I guess maybe you couldn't get that much once they weighed 'em then.

Just kidding! Please don't ban me sire.

-Aaron

Oh, that was a low blow.

I actually thought about selling my body at one time, and figured the only way I *could* make money, was selling it by the pound. <rimshot>

Pure_Insanity8 · #47 02-04-2003, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by SHISVX
DO NOT, I SAID DO NOT GET ME STARTED!

YOU BOYS BEHAVE OR ELSE, I WILL GO BUCKWILD ON ALLY'ALL!
I'LL BRING SO THAT YOU WON'T SEE IT COMING. DON'T MESS WITH GIRLS, CUZ GIRLS KICK BUTT!

Kelli

Girls rule and boys drool!

... a lot of hosility here. Perhaps you would care to lie down, take a deep breath, and calmy vent your frustrations. You must work on controlling your emotions and not letting them control you. These violent outbursts won't get us anywhere. <-----[said in my best calm and creepy pychologist's voice]

-Aaron

Landshark · #48 02-04-2003, 02:09 PM

someone on here used to keep her in line. rhymes with "hash".

Alan (glutton for punishment)

Pure_Insanity8 · #49 02-04-2003, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Aredubjay

Oh, that was a low blow.

I actually thought about selling my body at one time, and figured the only way I *could* make money, was selling it by the pound. <rimshot>

<going back to see if Aaron is on the Reading IV list and, if he is, plotting my revenge>

I suppose by the pound would be best... since the standard way people sell their bodies didn't seem to attract you many customers. Yeah, I heard about your full page add in that dirty magazine... you, standing next to your SVX. The only calls you got were inquiries about your car... that and about where you obtained those stunning briefs, right?

Not on any list... maybe if I can get a 5-speed done by then (when is it) I may be able to make a trip.

<looking behind back (got eyes back there) for Randys in the shadows... and grabbing a weapon>

-Aaron

Pure_Insanity8 · #50 02-04-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Landshark
someone on here used to keep her in line. rhymes with "hash".

Alan (glutton for punishment)

or steaming from the ears?

-Aaron

SHISVX · #51 02-04-2003, 02:12 PM

you guys are way to much!!!

ROTFLMAO

Kelli

Beav · #52 02-04-2003, 03:13 PM

You can see your tv while you're leaning against the washing machine? *My ex told me that was the only way it would wash properly*

Landshark · #53 02-04-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Beav
You can see your tv while you're leaning against the washing machine? *My ex told me that was the only way it would wash properly*

i would go all W.T. and put the washer and dryer on the front porch, where they belong. i guess i'd have to go barefoot all day and put the SVX up on blocks in the front yard, too.

Noir · #54 02-04-2003, 04:09 PM

you sure had a strange ex beav

the trunk. i don't know, my ex wasn't a tomboy but she would ask "what's in the trunk?".

i'd reply nothing.....and she'd flash a sly grin.

<is lost in flashbacks about the trunk...the great and wonderful trunk.> (not a svx trunk)

ok. yes she was a freak. but what does that say about me? hmm......

Ron Mummert · #55 02-04-2003, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by SHISVX
well...um, i think my mommy would miss me to much...and i got quite a few more semesters of school left...um, i am sorry that i have to decline your offer...it saddens me. i mean, i am totally flattered, but i don't think my b/f would like that...um...can i take a rain check?

Kelli

i don't clean, that is the man's job...the woman works and the man keeps the house running..cookin, cleanin, kid watchin...the works!

Sure, Kelli. A rain check's fine. School's important & let me apologize for the rest of these badly behaving lechers who seem to think that my intentions could be anything but honorable. They make me feel so cheap. I assure you that you certainly may bring your boyfriend & mom, as I have a large lawn to mow, & the roof needs some work. I'll keep the house running (your mom DOES cook, right?),if you'll change the oil & plugs on my fleet of exotic vehicles.

Here's watchin' you, kid!

Ron (uh...what are you wearing?).