SVX Jokes

#1 03-01-2001, 03:07 PM

I want some SVX jokes. Repost them or make up new ones! Yay!

post on...

svxter · #2 03-02-2001, 08:05 AM

Oh, good - a joke thread has started. That means we can have some good pun wars here, without getting the grumpy ones all torqued off.

Let me think .. (always a dangerous proposition)

svxxx26 · #3 03-02-2001, 08:26 AM

Why does the name SVXphile suddenly pop into my head?

svxter · #4 03-02-2001, 08:38 AM

Funny, I was just thinking the same thing. Must be ESP or something.

#5 03-06-2001, 12:48 AM

How is driving a Subaru SVX like being in the Bermuda Triangle?

If you're in either of them long enough, you're going to lose your bearings.

OK, this one has been on my site for a while but I had to give this thread a kick start. I want to see some jokes. I'm having a hard time coming up with any new ones though.

#6 03-08-2001, 02:43 PM

Check out the picture. Also available at:

http://www.subarusvx.com/images/svnglasses.jpg

svxter · #7 03-08-2001, 02:53 PM

I want one!

wasions · #8 03-08-2001, 10:54 PM

The separator needs to be on the inner (nose) side for us old bifocaled folk.

#9 03-14-2001, 05:08 PM

With a little help from Photoshop, I created an SVX minivan or sport utility vehicle...take your pick.

I call it the SUVX... http://www.subarusvx.com/images/suvx.jpg

Look out Aztec, you've got competition for ugliest SUV/minivan hybrid!

svxter · #10 03-14-2001, 07:18 PM

Dunno, John, you might want to consider calling it a SUXX.

SVXphile · #11 03-16-2001, 06:13 PM

Man, I'm as lost on this site as the Ark, is there any instructions to download so that someone that is not site-savy like me, can figure out what all these terms and do-dads are? I can't think of jokes, when I'm nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs...How do you get photos and states on your name?.....Confused (formally known as Don)

svxxx26 · #12 03-16-2001, 08:31 PM

Don! Thank God we found you, man - I thought you were lost in that cave forever!

Go to the top of the page and click on the "faq". Should be enough there to keep you clear of the rocking chairs.

Hey, if I can get a pic under my name, anybody can.

svxter · #13 03-17-2001, 05:55 AM

Oh, you're going to enjoy this site, once you get the hang of it. Like Jerry said, check out the FAQ button. In order to put a little picture under your name, find yourself a little image you want to use, no bigger than 50 x 50 pixels. Go to your profile and Edit Options. Look for the options relating to avitars, and I think you'll be able to follow through ok. You can edit any other information you want in your profile, too. That's how you set up a sig file, your location, etc.

Oh bouy, oh bouy, Don's here! He's not lost at sea.