Thread for posting useless $#!t

[shelfy]

i touch roses.

[subeman90]

"I know you'd like to think your isht don't stink but lean a little closer 'cause roses smell like poo poo."

i haven't heard that one in awhile.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by subeman90

"I know you'd like to think your isht don't stink but lean a little closer 'cause roses smell like poo poo."

i haven't heard that one in awhile.

if i ever hear it again, it'll be too soon.

[odepaj]

Im tired of my car being N/A....

[subeman90]

Originally Posted by odepaj

Im tired of my car being N/A....

you know there is a fella in NJ that could solve that problem for ya...hell if you ask nicely maybe he'd install it for you

[Twinboosted]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

[bwb3]

I always come back to this thread when I want consistency in my life.
Gene

[odepaj]

Originally Posted by subeman90

you know there is a fella in NJ that could solve that problem for ya...hell if you ask nicely maybe he'd install it for you

Haha, theres a guy here in Tx (his name is dustin) who can help me with that problem.

Hes currently sizing intercoolers









Dustin

[NikFu S.]

Originally Posted by Twinboosted

There once was a man from Nantucket...

...whos ass got stuck in a fatbucket?

[Wikedjuggalo]

I just added up the expenses of owning my SVX and in a year almost I have spent 4000 dollars....

[Landshark]

Here's my story, sad but true
About a girl that I once knew.
She broke my heart, I became unglued,
It all started when she called me dude

Well today I leave the psycho ward
Cause my sentence did conclude:
I had killed a man with my bare hands
Because he called me dude

The jury said that I was insane.
Temporally insane - brain strain.
But now the doctors say I'm A.O.K.
So I start my new life today.

This story starts some years ago
As I vacationed by the sea.
In the California sunshine
Just me & my baby.

I was in love feeling sky high
When a big blonde lifeguard walked by.
He looked at her, she looked at him -
I knew it was good bye.

He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face.
She looked & laughed & said, "Later Dude!"
They were gone without a trace
And the waves echoed her laughter
And her words...Yo Later Dude.

Later that night I was in such a bad mood
Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stewed
Thinkin' 'bout that girl & how
'bout I'd been screwed
When some guy walks in sits next to me & says
What's up dude!

I heard the word dude & I became unglued.
Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch
And put my hands around his
neck, and I squeezed...

DON'T CALL ME DUDE!

So that's how I got where I am
But this ain't where it ends.
The doctors said they cured me
I said good bye to my crazy friends.

I was smiling as i left that place
My life had been renewed.
The guard at the gate, he stamped my pass
And he said, "Yo Later Dude!"

Slowly I turned...

[jeffast]

ARG.......
I NEED TO GET an eg33!!!!!!!]




4l$0 \/\/h!l3 !/\/ \/\/y0/\/\1/\/g ! 4/\/\ L34r/\/!/\/g l33t sp34k 2 p455 t3h t!/\/\e

so i am really bored any body else l33t?

[Wikedjuggalo]

Originally Posted by jeffast

ARG.......
I NEED TO GET an eg33!!!!!!!]




4l$0 \/\/h!l3 !/\/ \/\/y0/\/\1/\/g ! 4/\/\ L34r/\/!/\/g l33t sp34k 2 p455 t3h t!/\/\e

so i am really bored any body else l33t?

Yes I can speak it and why did you have to go to Wyoming to learn it? it only passes so much time.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by jeffast

4l$0 \/\/h!l3 !/\/ \/\/y0/\/\1/\/g ! 4/\/\ L34r/\/!/\/g l33t sp34k 2 p455 t3h t!/\/\e

that is so tough to read. crazy leeters.

[SomethingElse]

im trying to post a youtube video how it work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJstN...eature=related