This one is pretty impressive as well, a $1,000 timing belt tensioner.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1992-1997-Su...95bddb&vxp=mtr
Better be made of solid platinum.
Edit: Perhaps even better, these magnificent $999.99 stick on plastic fender vents:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Universal-Car-Euro-Style-Black-Air-Flow-Vent-Side-Fender-Hood-Duct-SUBARU-/300711104590?fits=Make:Subaru|Model:SVX&hash=item4 603c7504e&item=300711104590&pt=Motors_Car_Truck_Pa rts_Accessories&vxp=mtr