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Originally Posted by SVXelerator
Mr. SVXFiles,
Fasting is a wonderful experience allowing one to reach a greater awareness of one's inner self. With your obvious elevated state of awareness - based on your ability to do the fabled 4.44 mod singlehanded - my belief is that you would have to take a step not experienced by many Westerners - the nirvana-enducing urine-only fast
May your ancestors great you at the door
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My dear fellow SVXer, Are you WHACKED RIGHT OUT OF YOUR SKULL???
I've been home 11 minutes and Ive had three rum and OJs,
not the guy who killed his wife, but the beverage!!!
With any luck, in the true American style I hope to consume an entire cow, with barbecue sause!!
If I have to starve myself, it is because I can no longer afford the wretched excesses that I have come to love...
(4 rum and OJs)
And the thought of a "urine-only fast", EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
That stuff will take paint off a battleship!!!
And if I meet my ancestors at "the door",,, My Grandfather will most likley have a shot and a beer with me, while my Grandmother will look "down from above".
Hi Grama, you were the only one who was ever nice to me...
(5 rum and OJs
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