Red neck vs. them

[subi-crosser]

A friend was telling me that her daughter hit a deer with her car and was so 'shaken up' that they had to have the car towed and go get her, because she was so upset over the whole thing.

Last night, at 2 AM, I got a call from my daughter that she had hit a deer and wanted me to unlock the garage so she could hang it up!

She also stated that she had to grab a tire iron from the back and chase down the wounded critter so we could hang it in the garage.

When I got home from work tonight, all that remained was a hind 1/4, ( still tied to the roof)

I'm so proud of her,( sniff, sniff).........

We are PETTA members, (people eatin' them tasty animals)

[92svx95]

lol,, only one comment, "Get Er Done"

[Crazy_pilot]

You should mount the tire iron on a plaque. How's the car?

[Budfreak]

Wish you would have gotten a pic of her standing over the deer with the bloody tire iron in her hand. That would have been one to blow up poster size and hang in the garage.

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by Crazy_pilot

You should mount the tire iron on a plaque. How's the car?

It will survive, because the engines wear the before the bodies rust. I have bought 4 geo trackers at the credit union and all had bad engines. We are dealing with a suzuki sidekick, which is the same car with different logos..

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by Budfreak

Wish you would have gotten a pic of her standing over the deer with the bloody tire iron in her hand.:P That would have been one to blow up poster size and hang in the garage.

The first 'HIT' is free!! ( don't you watch CSI??) The SECOND hit has all the splatter! Ya gotta 'Get-er-done' with the FIRST hit!

The only thing hanging in the garage can be transfered to cast iron, (basted in real butter!!)

[92svx95]

sounds like a you had to be there kinda "deer beating",, p00r deer he had no chance,,, 30mph car + daughter chasing him/her down with a tire iron, absolutely priceless.... send me pics

[rallyingrob]

reminds of the time years ago when i clipped a LARGE porcupine with my moms car in the fog (ya ya i know....speed too fast for conditions...

i didnt want to leave the carcass in the middle of the road so i had to get it to the side somehow....

hmmmmmm what a prickly predicament !!
aha!!
the tire iron!!
perfect for scooting a porcupine's mortal remains to the ditch....

musta got some funny looks from passers-by...."look ma...he's clubbin that porcupine!!"

lmao!!


rob"how old is yer daughter and is she lookin for a fella??"m.

lol
OUCH quit HITTING ME!!!!!!!!!

damn...when did the wife sneak up and read over my shoulder?!?!?!!?
owowwowoOWOWOWOWow
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[DanSVX94]

I think it's spelled Git R Done!

Here's a new front license plate for your daughter. I'm sure the one that hit the deer is toast.

[Chiketkd]

Originally Posted by DanSVX94

I think it's spelled Git R Done!

Here's a new front license plate for your daughter. I'm sure the one that hit the deer is toast.

LOL! I'm proud of your daughter Jerry!

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by subi-crosser

We are PETTA members, (people eatin' them tasty animals)

This comment had me rolling.

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by Chiketkd

LOL! I'm proud of your daughter Jerry!

They say, "apples don't fall far from the tree". She has a 49 studebaker that she built and drives. I can spot her a MILE away!