I invented a joke.. - Page 4

Aredubjay · #46 12-16-2003, 06:06 PM

A man walks into a bar . . . . BAM!

svxfiles · #47 12-16-2003, 08:07 PM

An Irishman walks by a bar..........

No, really, it could happen!

svxfiles · #48 12-16-2003, 08:09 PM

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

One less drunk!

svxfiles · #49 12-16-2003, 08:14 PM

So, I walk into a pub, and see a fine girl with flaming red hair, and emerald green eyes, and say."Lassy, you have an exotic look about you, do you have a lil Irish in ya? and if non woulja like too?

Aredubjay · #50 12-17-2003, 08:39 AM

What do a Texas Tornado and a Kentucky Divorce have in common?
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SOMBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER!!!

SubaSteevo · #51 12-17-2003, 09:16 AM

I don't understand why they're are so many trailer parks in tornado alley. They call it tornado alley for a reason. Why don't they just move? For God's sake, it wouldn't even be hard, their houses have wheels!

SubaSteevo · #52 12-17-2003, 09:21 AM

An 85 year old man walks into the doctor's office and immediately begins telling the doctor about how his beautiful 25 year old wife is pregnant.

The doctor says, "Lemme tell you a story about a hunter." "This hunter had really bad eyesight and one day he grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Not too long after being in the woods the hunter finds a bear so he takes his umbrella, presses the button, and BAM!, the bear drops dead."

"That's impossible," says the old man, "someone else must have shot the bear."..........

Aredubjay · #53 12-17-2003, 09:46 AM

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped head to toe in Saran Wrap. "What's wrong with me, Doc?" He asks. To which the Doctor replies, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

svxfiles · #54 12-18-2003, 10:30 AM

Bear Hunting

July 22nd, 2003 (No.1420)
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 9/10

Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder; he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "Don, you've got two choices: either I maul you to death or we have sex." Don decided to bend over.
After two weeks of feeling sore, Don recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear was standing right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Don thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge.

But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said, "Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

Sonar · #55 12-18-2003, 02:23 PM

Do you know why they give female names to tropical hurricanes ?

-They are wet and hot when they come......

,and take the house and the car when they go ....

SHISVX · #56 12-19-2003, 10:36 AM

why do alter boys have their hair parted in the middle??

<the alter boy is on his knees before the priest and the priest is saying "yes my son" why using his hands to brush the hair away from the middle>

Kelli

Bobb · #57 12-19-2003, 12:42 PM

Hi everyone, A blonde walks into a doctors office. Both of her ears are bright red. The doctor says , what happened to you. The blond says I was ironing when the telephone rang. I got confused and put the iron up to my ear. The doctor says , what happened to your other ear. The blonde says `The SOB called back. Take care, BOBB

Bobb · #58 12-19-2003, 12:52 PM

Hi again, Someone posted this last year but its to good to not post again this year. As we go through life we have the four stages of Santa Claus.

#1 We believe in Santa Claus.

#2 We don't believe in Santa Claus.

#3 We are Santa Claus.

#4 We look like Santa claus !

Take care, BOBB

P/S Except for Larry III, who will be wearing his fake beard on top of his head. "B"

Royal Tiger · #59 12-19-2003, 01:52 PM

A blond, a red head, and a brunette are sitting in the waiting room for thier OB. The red head says to the brunette, I'm having a boy. The brunette says how do you know? The red head says I was on top when we concieved. The brunette says I must be having a girl then. The blonde starts crying hysterically. What's wrong they ask her. She says, I'm having puppies!!!!!!!

kayvon · #60 12-19-2003, 02:05 PM

Whats green, 4 blocks long and smells like sh#t
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The Irish Day Paraded
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(i just kid)