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#31
08-09-2004, 08:07 AM
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JB Weld Over the keyholes in his door?
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#32
08-09-2004, 10:11 AM
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Take them completely off all 4 wheels. (Who looks at them before they get in any way.) He wont get far enough to hurt anyone. The first time he turns the wheel at least one will fall off and it's a pain to get a jack under a car thats sitting on the rotors.
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#33
08-09-2004, 10:43 AM
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Forgive and forget
Invite him out for a talk, buy him a Long Island Ice Tea, explain that you have no interest in the girl anymore, get him a shot of tequila. You understend his concern because she is a fine girl. Burbon and water. He's a lucky man and you are happy for him. Hey how about a Fuzzy Navel
 . Well, this talk has been great. Take a taxi home.Hello, 911, I just saw a drunk leave Joe's Bar......
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#34
08-09-2004, 10:48 AM
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note to self: never upset any members of this forum.
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Kenneth 1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005 2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles 2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles 2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles 2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
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#35
08-09-2004, 12:21 PM
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how about battery acid on the hood? pop all the tires with a large knife.....glass etching stuff on all his glass....mayo on his exhaust pipe (stinky stinky) catch it at the local shoprite or whatever and slam her down with a bunch of carts, have someone beat your ex's arse.....tell everyone that he is a pediphile. thin layer of mayo on the hood, so that it is invisable...or on the vents right below the hood. put paint on a cats paws...and have it walk all over the car...(paint that is not harmful to the kitty) sand paper it
 plenty of things to do with it sorry to hear about your car too Kelli
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#36
08-09-2004, 12:28 PM
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Spraypaint the wheels odd neon colors and glue some Type-R stickers onto it.
Maybe get'em some furrry scoops.
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#37
08-09-2004, 12:40 PM
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...or just place a nice "Powered by..." sticker on the score
(Well maybe you could sign a life-insurance on him too, and send it to him, pre payed and all, maybe he get's the message )/Sonny 
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#38
08-09-2004, 02:04 PM
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#39
08-09-2004, 02:05 PM
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Hows come nobody's suggested stealing his windshield wipers?
 
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI
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08-09-2004, 02:50 PM
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....or you could just give me his coordinates.
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#41
08-09-2004, 05:30 PM
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hehehe
Oh so many good suggestions... well first off, I plan to have it professionally redone (again) so it doesnt show at ALL. so he can't walk by my car and snicker as he sees it...
and I actually didn't expect the threat to go this way, I was more more thinking along the lines of everyone posting of how it happend to them and how mad they were too. but retaliation brain storming is so much fun too. I've heard tooth picks broken off in the door locks is really really hard to fix too...hmm...I'll keep brainstorming.
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#42
08-09-2004, 06:45 PM
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#43
08-09-2004, 06:57 PM
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Wait until you know hes going on vacation. Slice the tires open and fill them with concrete.
or Wait until it's closer to winter time and squirt water into his tires. It'll freeze and cause a bunch of loud noises while driving. By the time he gets the car to the shop the ice will have melted and the mechanic will not be able to find the cause.
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#44
08-11-2004, 01:41 AM
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LOL! *Wipes a tear away.*
Aww man, this was just a fun thread. This got me cracking up. Some very good ideas for a project mayhem thing.
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#45
08-11-2004, 06:36 AM
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search for anarchist cookbook on kazaa or any other p2p lots of greate ideas some things in there you might not even want to know how to do lol
wait a while and make it look like an accident or just wait and his time will come, i know this guy that used to be an @55 to me and he used to drive withought a license he hit a car they let him go cuz nothing happened to them but he got a huge dent on his car he still goes out withought his license was planning something but decided his time will come, i know this other guy who lives down the street from me who called the cops on me when i was shooting off fireworks and i am still planning something against him im waiting till he gets his car Last edited by Phoenix_3737; 08-11-2004 at 06:44 AM.
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