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So Laugh a Little !!
I though that we could all use a good laugh. This one is so bad that it's funny.
Little Potato Story A GIRL POTATO AND A BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH OTHER, AND FINALLY THEY MARRIED AND HAD A LITTLE SWEET POTATO, WHICH THEY CALLED "YAM". OF COURSE, THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR YAM. WHEN IT WAS TIME, THEY TOLD HER THE FACTS OF LIFE. THEY WARNED HER ABOUT GOING OUT AND GETTING HALF-BAKED, SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ACCIDENTALLY SMASHED, AND GET A BAD NAME FOR HERSELF, LIKE HOT POTATO AND END UP WITH A BUNCH OF TATER TOTS. YAM SAID NOT TO WORRY, NO SPUD WOULD GET HER INTO THE SACK AND MAKE A ROTTEN POTATO OUT OF HER. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME A COUCH POTATO EITHER. SHE WOULD GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE SO AS NOT TO BE SKINNY LIKE HER SHOESTRING COUSINS. WHEN SHE WENT OFF TO EUROPE, MR. AND MRS. POTATO TOLD YAM TO WATCH OUT FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND, AND THE GREASY GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED THE FRENCH FRIES, AND WHEN SHE WENT OUT WEST, TO WATCH OUT FOR THE INDIANS SO SHE WOULDN'T GET SCALLOPED. YAM SAID SHE WOULD STAY ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW AND WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH THOSE HIGH CLASS YUKON GOLD'S, OR THE ONES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS WHO ADVERTISE THEIR TRADE ON ALL THE TRUCKS THAT SAY, FRITO LAY. MR. AND MRS. POTATO SENT YAM TO IDAHO P. U. (THAT'S POTATO UNIVERSITY) SO THAT WHEN SHE GRADUATED SHE'D REALLY BE IN THE CHIPS, BUT IN SPITE OF ALL THEY DID FOR HER, ONE DAY YAM CAME HOME AND ANNOUNCED SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY TOM BROKAW. TOM BROKAW? MR. AND MRS. POTATO WERE VERY UPSET. THEY TOLD YAM SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY TOM BROKAW BECAUSE HE'S JUST A............... (Are you ready for this?) COMMON TATER. GROAN !!!!
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That's the worst thing I've ever read in my entire life.
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I just don't know what to say after reading that!
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Time for another Laugh.
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament : 'Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.' Love Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: 'Dear Dad, Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES!' Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning,FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, 'Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.' Love, Vinnie God Bless.
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Thanks to Randy (El Presidente'); here is Tom Brokaw's answer to Mr. & Mrs. Potato's comments about him:
"I Yam what I Yam !!"
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