New Strain of Swine Flu creates "zombie-like" symptoms

[Mensaf]

Originally Posted by LarryIII

It seems very stange to me that a single virus can attack and affect swine, birds and humans. I think that someone was playing in a biolab somewhere (Mexico?) and things got seriously out of hand.

[Stilor]

And a bit of humor (translated from http://segal.livejournal.com/704669.html, a bit truncated):

Patient in Zimbabwe: Doctor, my ears fell off!
Doctor in Zimbabwe: That's crappy! What did you do recently?
Patient in Zimbabwe: F**ked geese...
Doctor in Zimbabwe: Ahh, that's obvious: you have "geese crappiness".
Patient in Zimbabwe: Thanks, doctor! (dies)
Doctor (writing the case record): Patient died of geese crappiness.
Press release from Zimbabwe Department of Health: Last week, 5400 people died in Zimbabwe from starvation, 2500 got poisoned by rotten bananas and 1 person died of geese crappiness.
Reporter (writing into his notepad): Geese crappiness is one of the top-3 mortality causes in Zimbabwe.
News agency: Cases of incurable geese crappiness become more and more frequent in Zimbabwe.
Breaking news on TV: A new sickness, geese crappiness, reaps the population of Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe Deparment of Health urges everyone not to panic.
Expert A: Yes, geese crappiness is a new, unknown disease and that's why it is dangerous.
Congo Airlines: We are stopping all the flights to Zimbabwe until the epidemics is contained.
Expert B: The government hides the truth! Actually, geese crappiness has already made its way into Europe: people saw a sneezing guy in Amsterdam carrying a goose!
Newspapers (printing geese photos): Feathered murderers near us!
Politician: To contain the world-spreading epidemics we need to eradicate all the geese.
Army: Aye, sir!
Geese farmers: Are you out of your f**king minds? (Throwing stones at Army while being photographed)
Newspapers: Geese farmers conspiracy threatens our security!

[IceBlade]

That was good lol.