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Old 02-10-2005, 08:59 PM
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thanks Ron I knew you were a guy sensitive enough to know how discomfiting it is for me to suffer with FWRSSS. Good thing this is in a PM, I'd be so embarrassed to have this all come out in front of the whole forum.

Unfortunately (and seriously for a moment), Reading is not in the cards this year. We're still recovering from Hurricanes Francis & Jeanne. In terms of progress, I now have a solid roof over my head and windows replaced. Next comes siding repair, then I can finally get a drywall/painter in - last but not least will be to put down flooring - it's been months of walking on bare concrete and/or plywood sub-flooring. I actually consider myself fortunate, there are still many "blue roofs" (because they're covered with tarps) in the area.
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Old 02-10-2005, 10:12 PM
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Good thing this is in a PM, I'd be so embarrassed to have this all come out in front of the whole forum.


It's OK, Lee. This problem has become mainstream, & thanks to pioneers like yourself, FWRSSS is now out of the closet, or as we say at RIPIMOFF, " Let it all hang out", and "Be danged if it dangles".


Unfortunately (and seriously for a moment), Reading is not in the cards this year. We're still recovering from Hurricanes Francis & Jeanne.



Rest assured, Lee, that RIPIMOFF has taken notice of these south-eastern USA weather anamolies, & our staff of hardened, sand-blasted scientists are now working on a revolutionary product that will turn the tides upon these destructive acts of the "Mother of all Natures". Without revealing too many yet patentable details, our forthcoming product involves a massive battery-powered fan that will be aimed directly at the destructive winds, thus counteracting.......Oops, I've spilled too many details already.
Well, just keeped tuned to further announcements from RIPIMOFF.
You'll eventually find that our new offering "really blows".
Just send $19.99 to our new address for a free prototype brochure.

Thanks for your continued support.

Ron (Altruism is our most important product)
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Old 02-11-2005, 03:51 PM
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Old 02-11-2005, 07:47 PM
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You won't have them for long, if you don't spell AUSTRALIAN right.

Harvey.
Sorry Harvey,
Fast fingers and no spell check!
(and I haven't seen the guy in 3yrs, so I don't have to spel it right! :} )
Now if I can only figure out how to spell Aborigine!
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Old 02-15-2005, 10:21 AM
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Re: Dangling rubber? Another fine Ripimoff product saves the day.

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Originally posted by Ron Mummert
Hey, all you anal SVXers! Having trouble keeping dates? Does your latest hottie turn her back, look at her watch, tell you she forgot to water her cactii, & briskly walk away when you offer her entrance to your pride & joy? You know what I'm talking about. Forget tranny, bearing & rotor stuff....even backwards wheels can go un-noticed by even the most discriminating of female companions.

But when she spies your rubber askew, your credibllity as a connoisseur of concours automobilia hits the toilet. You're now judged a slob driving the wheeled equivalent of your freshman dorm room after a Superbowl party.
We know.... All SVXers have suffered, or will suffer that most perplexing of protection malfunctions. That's right. The dreaded "Funny Window Rubber Seal Sag Syndrome" (FWRSSS).

Ron (Chairman of the bored, RIPIMOFF INDUSTRIES).
I can't for the life of me imagine what you could be doing with a Saggy Rubber Seal, Ron!!

I mean, the size of them and all.

If a Rubber Duck is not to your taste, what about a Rubber Penguin or a Rubber Rabbit, something a wee bit more discreet??

I suppose it must be the automatic seatbelts. We could never manage to keep a Rubber Seal from sagging over here, with the standard seatbelts.

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Re: Re: Dangling rubber? Another fine Ripimoff product saves the day.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by svxistentialist
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I can't for the life of me imagine what you could be doing with a Saggy Rubber Seal, Ron!!





And what other animal could better balance my saggy rubber balls?

Ron (Ooo-kooka-choo).

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Old 02-16-2005, 04:15 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Dangling rubber? Another fine Ripimoff product saves the day.

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I can't for the life of me imagine what you could be doing with a Saggy Rubber Seal, Ron!!





And what other animal could better balance my saggy rubber balls?

Ron (Ooo-kooka-choo).

I can only point to your signature. With so many years practice hand juggling, you should not need help from a Saggy Seal in this department.

Joe [Droop-droopy-doo.]

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