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Sorry to disappoint ya..
<changing those will give you less time to think of puns>
But Aredub....I have the whole SUMMER to amuse you! Besides....Joe, Ron, and Bill....among others....will always be willing to provide their excellent input. Relax, sit back, and put a mint tolip.... Don
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Re: Sorry to disappoint ya..
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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Ah, yes, beware the old demon pun.
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Punt..
<Fat chance. Besides, you don't think of puns. They sort of materialize, and fasten their clutches upon you. The only way to exorcise them is to fling them forth to ensnare some other victim. Ah, yes, beware the old demon pun>
Exactly! These things just kinda....I don't know....swoop down on ya. Take you over, so to speak. Possessed by puns. Bill is SO right; if you don't pass them on, they eat you up. Finally someone who UNDERSTANDS! Don
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Re: Punters anonymous
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Good puns are like basketballs. If you don't bounce it when you catch it, someone else will take it away from you, and run with it!! Joe
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2 wit, to woo
Oh, and also,
they are meant to be the lowest form of wit. This was of course dreamed up by someone with no sense of humour, so punt away. Joe
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Re: 2 wit, to woo
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There was a young lady from Bude Who went for a swim in the nude. A young man in a punt Stuck an oar in her ear And said, "You can't swim here, Miss, it's private" Joe
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Punjab
<they are meant to be the lowest form of wit>
I beg to differ, oh SVX brother of the Emerald Isle. None other than our early esteemed Founding Father Benjamin Franklin produced many a pungent pun. A play on words requires the highest levels of the vocabulary arts, as practiced by our most notable leaders, whatever their discipline. Whether they be carved on a headstone, chiseled on a monument, or just residing in our memories....long live the pun! A flea and a fly in a flue.. were trapped, so what could they do? Said the flea, "Let's fly!" Said the fly, "Let's flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. O. Nash
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I'm just glad to see someone else got an "Oh Brother"...
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Oh bro...
<I'm just glad to see someone else got an "Oh Brother"... >
Yeah...but I got a "Stop it!".....TWICE in fact....na na na na na! Don
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