Should I sell my SVX???

[Chicane]

Argh. I washed my car today, and ... that's usually fun and relaxing. But today, let's see, I saw the imprinted screw heads from the license plate of a gay blue Ford F150... I saw the scratches of a 1980s brown GM vehicle that backed into me.... I saw the crunched quarter panel from some stupid bimbo in a new silver impala... I saw the beat up front bumper from the old geeser who couldn't park his chevy S10.... and, just as luck would have it, I know have an 8"+ scratch in my passenger door that didn't exist before, AND a HUUUUGGGEEEEE F*CKING scrape on the corner of my rear bumper that must have happened sometime in the past 2 days.

I like this car so much, but it's so frustrating having these ASSHOLES who can't drive just beat it to a bloody pulp. Please help, what should I do? sell it to keep it from getting throughly trashed? Or should I purchase a lawnchair and a baseball bat and beat the CRAP out of the next person who hits my car?

- Rob