Anyone know where I can purchase a flex coil for a Hyper Dimensional Resonator?

The Hyper Dimensional Resonator







The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the most advanced instruments of its kind in the world. It's operating theory is based on the old Psychotropic two-dialer some of us used as far back as the late 60s. It is primarily designed as an astral projection/time machine and unlimited white light generator. The unit comes with a witness cell [In case of memory loss,a common problem in older hippies] a two stage rubbing plate,multidimensional stabilizer,optional multi-stage inverter,optional night light [for those afraid of the dark],clear switch,9 volt battery,manual choke with pull-handle,power switch,time-coil inverter and,of course, a piece of crap Mark III twin stage flex coil. The flex coils appear to be the weak link. Ever since they started buying the piece of junk Mark III flex coils from China;just to save a few bucks. I'm sure most of you can understand my frustration. For some strange reason, I have had nothing but trouble with mine. I long for the good old days of reasonably reliable Mark II coils that were made in Japan. My trans dimensional sonic-hyperdimensonal resonator is one of only three of its kind in the world,that I am aware of. If you have ever had difficulties astral projecting then this device can help you to succeed;if I let you borrow it,that is. But I use mine strictly as a research tool you understand.

Operational Procedures

The unit works similar to a late 60s vintage radionic unit. The two dials are tuned radiologically to the date and time you wish to travel to. The time coil headband sends the vibrational energy of that time into your third eye. After this is done for 5-10 minutes, you meditate and your astral body should be transported to the date and time you chose. If you have done the procedure on a grid point or vortex, you may even be physically transported in time.Its worked wonders for me over the last few years.

[Beav]

I think his main problem with reliability lies in the fact that he needs to locate the copper plates slightly lower, about 6" down and between his thighs should do the trick.

And everyone thought the correct spelling was 'Chakra' when it is actually 'Shockra'.

I think I'm going to sell my HDR on e-bay. I've been having some reliability issues as of late. Such as the time, I re-energized when my flex coil was slightly out of sync. And I found myself at a KKK rally in Selma Alabama circa; 1947. Trust me,that was not too cool. Or the time, I mistakenly installed the reserve power coupling in backward and wound up on the 30 yard line of a New England Patriots vs. Miami Dolphins football game! Thank goodness the teams were playing at the opposite end of the field when I materialized. But,it was quite embarrassing at the time to say the least. I suppose, I could increase the voltage from 9 VDC to 120 VAC but I really don't like the idea of the extra long extension cord that would be needed. My only real question is, why does Mr. Gibbs [the inventor] insist on installing late 20th century Chinese components on a time machine that was not invented until 2375? And just to give you an idea of the poor overall quality of the components used in the HDR. I opened up the trans warp fibulator several days ago and found the power coupling controlled by a circuit board stamped "Atari Games Systems Copyright 1983". The only real solution I can see is to use dilithium crystals. But they won't be discovered for about another four hundred years. And will be used mostly to power the warp engines in Star Ships.

[Andy]

Good news. You can buy one here

[Budfreak]

OH MY GOD! are you ****ing serious??!!

[msvx95]

Flippin' Sweet......I've built like infinity of those things at summer camp..........lol

[Ron Mummert]

Originally Posted by SVXtra

The Hyper Dimensional Resonator







The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the most advanced instruments of its kind in the world. It's operating theory is based on the old Psychotropic two-dialer some of us used as far back as the late 60s. The unit works similar to a late 60s vintage radionic unit. The two dials are tuned radiologically to the date and time you wish to travel to. The time coil headband sends the vibrational energy of that time into your third eye. After this is done for 5-10 minutes, you meditate and your astral body should be transported to the date and time you chose. If you have done the procedure on a grid point or vortex, you may even be physically transported in time. Its worked wonders for me over the last few years.

Be careful when grounding the headband, as a loose ground will convert the Resonator into the Orgasmatron, & you'll never be able to travel in time, as if you'd really care by now.

Ron (seeking medical attention).

Can I use this device to go back in time and stop my own conception?

Most likely not. Because, your mother would not allow it.

Originally Posted by SVXtra

Most likely not. Because, your mother would not allow it.

Well then, maybe I could go back in time and stop HER conception. Then she couldn't tell me what to do!




Dave

[UberRoo]

Originally Posted by Ron Mummert

Be careful when grounding the headband, as a loose ground will convert the Resonator into the Orgasmatron, & you'll never be able to travel in time, as if you'd really care by now.

They'd sell twice as many if there was a switch for that function. I'm just waiting for somebody to wire one of those units directly to a wall outlet. That would be interesting. "Hey! Where'd all the time go?"

Originally Posted by Lankshark

i like the Donk5000 model better

What's a Donk?

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by UberRoo

What's a Donk?

ask Crocodile Dundee.

Originally Posted by Landshark

ask Crocodile Dundee.

Donk? That ain't no donk. This is a donk!


Dave

[Ron Mummert]

[QUOTE=UberRoo]They'd sell twice as many if there was a switch for that function. I'm just waiting for somebody to wire one of those units directly to a wall outlet. That would be interesting. "Hey! Where'd all the time go?"


"Time flys when you're havin' fun", said Ron, offhandedly.

Me. (preventing shrinkage through better technology).

[Subafreak]

[QUOTE=Ron Mummert]

Originally Posted by UberRoo

They'd sell twice as many if there was a switch for that function. I'm just waiting for somebody to wire one of those units directly to a wall outlet. That would be interesting. "Hey! Where'd all the time go?"


"Time flys when you're havin' fun", said Ron, offhandedly.

Me. (preventing shrinkage through better technology).

LOL. Some people have way to much time on their hands.......others spend way to much time WITH their hands.

Well then, maybe I could go back in time and stop HER conception. Then she couldn't tell me what to do!

And what would you tell your grandmother? That your a member of an internet website from the year 2005 and you borrowed SVXtra's Hyper Dimensional Resonator with the faulty transwarp fibulator and you went back in time to prevent your mothers birth because you don't want to be born approximately two decades later? I think your grandmother may question your veracity..