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Time for some humor
Salary Theorem
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make. PS: I'm paid very, very well!!!!
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I'm Stupid and Poor
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I was the only driver at the local transit office for 17 years with a college education! But i was too smart to pee away a 5 figure income for wearing out new vans, burning other peoples gas, listening to the radio, and talking to the passengers. Heck! if it broke down, I got paid till SOMEONE else called the tow, and dragged me in! It was fun for the first 15 years, but now it is getting old. I just transfered 'inside' and now tell everyone where to 'go'.!. (dispatch)
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Gene and Ben 1992 SVX LS AWD 110K - Liquid Silver 1994 SVX LSi AWD 128K - White Pearl (daily driver) 1994 SVX LSi AWD 95K - Emerald Pearl (sold) 1992 SVX LS-L AWD 115K - Dark Teal 4.44 swap (sold) |
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hahaha, good one larry
I am also working now with little knowledge, pay is the same either I work or not
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Danny 1994 Silver SVX in hybernation, awaiting for the monsterous awakening (Lebanon) 1967 Mercedes-Benz 250SL Euro Specs, Hard/Softtop, White/Red. Under Complete Restoration 2013 Mercedes-Benz SL350 Euro Specs, White/Red. Mint... Another step into SL Collection. |
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