SVX Network Forums Live Chat! SVX or Subaru Links Old Lockers Photo Post How-To Documents Message Archive SVX Shop Search |
IRC users: |
#1
|
||||
|
||||
Stand-up joke [sort of]
Have not had a chance to post to this new forum, so thought I might kick off with a Tommy Cooper joke
"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet please.'" Joe Anybody got any good stand-up comedy jokes??
__________________
Black Betty [Bam a Lam!] '93 UK spec, still languishing Betty Jersey Girl Silver '92 UK [Channel Isles] 40K Jersey Girl @ Mersea Candy Purple Honda Blackbird Plum Dangerous White X2 RVR Mitsubishi 1800GDI. Vantastic 40,000 miles Jersey Girl |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
These was a "Cheetos" joke floating around in this forum somewhere?? I'm sure some can fill you in on it!
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
Thanks John
Couldn't find the Cheetos joke, but here's another one anyway: "A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"
__________________
Black Betty [Bam a Lam!] '93 UK spec, still languishing Betty Jersey Girl Silver '92 UK [Channel Isles] 40K Jersey Girl @ Mersea Candy Purple Honda Blackbird Plum Dangerous White X2 RVR Mitsubishi 1800GDI. Vantastic 40,000 miles Jersey Girl |
#4
|
|||
|
|||
me: it smells like updog in here..
co-worker: huh?? me: i said, it smells like UPDOG in here co-worker: what's updog?? me: nothing G, what's up with you? *ba dump bump* -adam |
#5
|
||||
|
||||
OK, OK Adam
Wasssup dog indeed!! Two fat guys in a bar, one says to the other, 'Your round' First guy says, "So are you, you fat b*stard" Boom Boom!!
__________________
Black Betty [Bam a Lam!] '93 UK spec, still languishing Betty Jersey Girl Silver '92 UK [Channel Isles] 40K Jersey Girl @ Mersea Candy Purple Honda Blackbird Plum Dangerous White X2 RVR Mitsubishi 1800GDI. Vantastic 40,000 miles Jersey Girl |
#6
|
||||
|
||||
Quote:
__________________
I'm like a Slinky.. Not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see me tumble down the stairs. http://stickyvinylgraphics.com/ |
#7
|
|||
|
|||
Don't quit your day jobs!
|
#8
|
||||
|
||||
One of my favorites
Not a stand-up joke, but still funny
An 80 year old man is visiting his doctor when he mentions that his 20 year old wife is pregnant. The doctor responds, "Let me tell you a story about a man who went hunting. The man had bad vision and he grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun as he left the house. Sure enough he finds a bear, aims the umbrella, and "fires." The bear drops dead." "But that's impossible," says the old man, "someone else must have shot the bear." "Exactly," says the doctor.
__________________
-Steve Member #895(the member formerly known as BurgundyBeast) 01' MSM Lexus IS300 |
#9
|
|||
|
|||
Re: One of my favorites
Quote:
I get it LOL |
#10
|
||||
|
||||
The bear facts
Good one, good one.
So I am ringing up my local swimming pool..... 'Is that the local swimming pool?' I ask. He said "It depends where you're calling from"
__________________
Black Betty [Bam a Lam!] '93 UK spec, still languishing Betty Jersey Girl Silver '92 UK [Channel Isles] 40K Jersey Girl @ Mersea Candy Purple Honda Blackbird Plum Dangerous White X2 RVR Mitsubishi 1800GDI. Vantastic 40,000 miles Jersey Girl |
#11
|
||||
|
||||
I can't post any of the ones I know on this site.
Becouse I don't know any.
__________________
92 SVX #772 140k 6speed, ECU Tune stage II, Koni/Ground control, 3,270lbs. 91 Legacy Turbo 5spd. FMIC, crappy stock turbo, ACT clutch. 78 BRAT (New toy) (Soon to be EJ22T powered) 90 240 SX. RB25 powered!! DRIFT!!!111!!! (GF's car) To many cars to spend time on teh web! |
|
|