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Old 07-20-2005, 02:56 PM
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..and attach a good electrical earth ground to your body.

Where should I attach it?

Can I use this device to go back in time and stop my own conception? If I did, would I suddenly cease to exist or would I continue living but only in another dimension? If this is not possible, could I at least go back to this morning so I could brush my teeth? I forgot to before I left for work.......

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Old 07-20-2005, 03:34 PM
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Where should I attach it?

A good reliable earth ground should be attached to the wedding ring while it is being worn by married users of the HDR. There are no instructions included in the owners manual on attaching the ground wire to non-married users bodies. So use extreamy caution if your single. Or go out and buy a cheap wedding ring. Because, its a well know fact nothing can ground you as well as a wedding ring.

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Old 07-20-2005, 08:32 PM
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Because, its a well know fact nothing can ground you as well as a wedding ring.
Nor make you want to risk your life using such a device to get as far away as possible.
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Old 07-20-2005, 09:21 PM
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The Hyper Dimensional Resonator







The Hyper Dimensional Resonator is one of the most advanced instruments of its kind in the world. It's operating theory is based on the old Psychotropic two-dialer some of us used as far back as the late 60s. The unit works similar to a late 60s vintage radionic unit. The two dials are tuned radiologically to the date and time you wish to travel to. The time coil headband sends the vibrational energy of that time into your third eye. After this is done for 5-10 minutes, you meditate and your astral body should be transported to the date and time you chose. If you have done the procedure on a grid point or vortex, you may even be physically transported in time. Its worked wonders for me over the last few years.


Be careful when grounding the headband, as a loose ground will convert the Resonator into the Orgasmatron, & you'll never be able to travel in time, as if you'd really care by now.

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Old 07-20-2005, 09:53 PM
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Can I use this device to go back in time and stop my own conception?

Most likely not. Because, your mother would not allow it.

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Old 07-21-2005, 01:30 AM
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Be careful when grounding the headband, as a loose ground will convert the Resonator into the Orgasmatron, & you'll never be able to travel in time, as if you'd really care by now.
They'd sell twice as many if there was a switch for that function. I'm just waiting for somebody to wire one of those units directly to a wall outlet. That would be interesting. "Hey! Where'd all the time go?"




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Old 07-21-2005, 09:30 AM
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[QUOTE=UberRoo]They'd sell twice as many if there was a switch for that function. I'm just waiting for somebody to wire one of those units directly to a wall outlet. That would be interesting. "Hey! Where'd all the time go?"


"Time flys when you're havin' fun", said Ron, offhandedly.

Me. (preventing shrinkage through better technology).
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:44 AM
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Most likely not. Because, your mother would not allow it.

Well then, maybe I could go back in time and stop HER conception. Then she couldn't tell me what to do!




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Old 07-22-2005, 08:13 PM
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They'd sell twice as many if there was a switch for that function. I'm just waiting for somebody to wire one of those units directly to a wall outlet. That would be interesting. "Hey! Where'd all the time go?"


"Time flys when you're havin' fun", said Ron, offhandedly.

Me. (preventing shrinkage through better technology).

LOL. Some people have way to much time on their hands.......others spend way to much time WITH their hands.
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Old 07-22-2005, 08:39 PM
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Well then, maybe I could go back in time and stop HER conception. Then she couldn't tell me what to do!

And what would you tell your grandmother? That your a member of an internet website from the year 2005 and you borrowed SVXtra's Hyper Dimensional Resonator with the faulty transwarp fibulator and you went back in time to prevent your mothers birth because you don't want to be born approximately two decades later? I think your grandmother may question your veracity..

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Old 07-23-2005, 06:49 AM
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And what would you tell your grandmother? That your a member of an internet website from the year 2005 and you borrowed SVXtra's Hyper Dimensional Resonator with the faulty transwarp fibulator and you went back in time to prevent your mothers birth because you don't want to be born approximately two decades later? I think your grandmother may question your veracity..


Hmmm.....you have a point. I'll just have to stop grandma's conception too! Wow, this is going to be more difficult than I thought. Are there any late fee's if I don't return your HDR on time?

Wait a second! Late Fee's? I don't need to worry about late fee's! I'll have access to an HDR! I'll have all the time in the world! I'll simply set it to a day BEFORE the rental ends and I'll be golden!! Actually, if I set the HDR to a time before the rental even begins, I won't owe you anything!!


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Old 07-25-2005, 11:03 AM
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What if you became the cause of your conception (either directly or indirectly)?
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Old 07-25-2005, 02:15 PM
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What if you became the cause of your conception (either directly or indirectly)?

I don't know what I would do then. I guess I would ask Marty Mcfly for advice.





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