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i wonder what how they are going to categorize this under the 'sex offenders' registry. child molester rapist flasher chronic public masterbaiter* horse humper *includes peewee herman and alan aka Landshark. |
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anyone see the South Park movie? In it there is a part where Cartman says bad words but has a "V" chip inplanted into him so he doesn't. One of the test words... Horse F#$%&r. This story reminds me of this....
There was a guy locally here that was banging geese in porto-johns at one time....and there is the guys who visit sheep and goats at the New Holland livestock auctions.
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dude, the only place i do that is into your mailbox. hee haw hee haw!
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Years ago, a good friend was writing probation reports for the juvi court system somewhere in Florida. The case that spelled "I need a new line of work" for him involved a young boy and a goat. He had to write, all very prim and proper in "court speak" I guess, that the goat owner looked out her window to find this kid, with his pants down around his ankles, drilling her goat in her back yard. She threw open the window and shouted at the kid, whereupon he picked up his pants, picked up the goat and trotted over the hill, out of sight. The women ran out into her yard and there, in the gully, the kid had dropped his pants, dropped the goat and was going at it again. Imagine trying to write that up in a report.
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I hope he wore protection, goats have a reputation for being total sluts.
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A while after the ads for: Pork: the other white meat.
Another one for sheep was being considered. The slogan: Sheep - they're dinner and a date! |
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