Humorous Comments from a DC Solo guy

[mikecg]

I just received an e-mail from one of the guy's that run in the auto-x events at Fedex Field. It's good for a laugh.

"I learned that tech can't help you discover your loose wheel if it
falls off before you get there.

I learned that lug nuts are better than bread crumbs for retracing
your steps to your paddock spot.

I learned that fuel starvation is not an effective form of traction
control.

I learned that if you cord a tire, the tread doesn't grow back before
the next event.

I learned that the polyester belts of a 710 don't provide quite as
much grip as the rubber does.

I learned that it's possible to have your worst finish of the season
and still have a great time.

I learned it took the combined power of three men to edge me out for
a WDCR Solo championship- one for each season.

I learned that if you strung our fastest runs together from each
event this year into one long run, Brad B would have had time to get
out of the car, take off his helmet, and laugh at me before I crossed
the finish.

I learned that we have the most dedicated, enthusiastic, competent
Solo crew that anyone could ever ask for...OK, I knew that already.

Thanks for another great one,

Steve Chisholm
#31ES"

[Chiketkd]

That guy Steve is funny. I saw him on Sunday when he had the 'lug nut' issue...