Suicidal SVX

[Supa_Roo]

Hey everyone! I hope all is well. I havent been around for a while since I got a new Acura RSX Type S, but I have been driving the SVX as my snow ride...well, until the other day.

I was driving along normally on a residential street at about 35mph and everything was normal. Without warning, my car stalled. I shifted into neutral and tried to restart without luck, so i coasted safely to the side of the road. When i tried to restart, there is no crank at all, but all of the warning lights flash and the chime rings (i dont know if its just me, but the beep pattern sounds different)

So, I have a car that stalled, won't crank, and won't start. When I tried to pop the hood, nothing happened. I think the old girl just wants to die and be left alone!! haha.

I had the car flatbedded home and finally got the hood to open. I tested the battery, fuses, and some other things which all look good. The timing belt has less than 20K on it.
Any ideas what else i could check before spending lots of cash on the dealer??
Thanks,
Nick