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05-06-2006, 08:40 PM
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10 Reasons a Gun Better Than a Woman
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN Lee 
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05-06-2006, 10:08 PM
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I'm just gonna post so ya'll can see my signature
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#3
05-06-2006, 10:41 PM
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Great Reasons.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19
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#4
05-07-2006, 07:27 AM
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and then she uses her gun and gets your car
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05-07-2006, 09:33 AM
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Why SVX are better than Men
Why SVX are Better Than Men!
SVX don't work late. Your SVX stays as clean as you want it to. SVX don't have parents or kids. SVX don't get overweight. You can check out the guy who works on your SVX. Your SVX always has time for you. SVX don't complain and don't ride away from you when the road gets rough. SVX don't watch TV. SVX don't snore. SVX don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom. SVX never argue, you are always right. SVX never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason. SVX never try to show you off to their friends. SVX don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies. SVX don't sneak around with other SVX. SVX don't care what you look like, or what your age is. SVX don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on. When you go driving, your SVX doesn't care if other cars are bigger or better. SVX don't care about their performance.
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05-07-2006, 09:48 AM
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As always . . . Bipa comes through!
 Dan
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05-07-2006, 09:53 AM
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Theories?
Does Bipa also subsribe to the cucumber theory of "better than"?
 Lee
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05-07-2006, 09:58 AM
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05-08-2006, 03:03 AM
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 Nowadays I have become a very traditional gal, and subscribe to the "Husband Theory"  The only time Hubby reads anything here is when he's looking over my shoulder. Amazing how I'm always reading the Technical Q&A posts when he's around
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05-08-2006, 05:23 PM
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 but instead I'll reply this way:The key word there was "overweight". My SVX hasn't gained any weight at all since we bought it quite a few years ago. Many men, however ....
Last edited by Bipa; 05-08-2006 at 05:26 PM.
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05-09-2006, 11:32 PM
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05-10-2006, 09:52 AM
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I carry a floor jack in my car....does that count as my car being overweight? It may even out with all the fluids it loses over time though
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#15
05-11-2006, 01:35 PM
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Reasons why women are better than guns:
Blow jobs. I dont think i need anymore reasons. More SVX Vs. Men reasons SVX goes the right speed all the time. SVX doesnt need to be told 'a little to the left' SVX doesnt need to be told 'no, my left.' SVX always puts a smile on my face SVX never embarrasses me in public SVX doesnt wear THAT shirt in front of my parents SVX showers regularly SVX never sticks of BO I never question why i have an SVX
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