tires slashed!!! poopie mood thread

[Matthewmongan]

you would think that people would act like adults, and you would be wrong. last night all four of my tires on the svx were slashed. yes, i know who did it, and no, im not going to do anything.

it all started when andy (the guy who slashed my car up) asked me to come over to fix his laptop. april (the misses) didnt want to go over because she hates andy, but i made her anyway. we stoped at wendy's and got some food, seeing as i was late for andy's we packed it up and took it with us. this is when things go down hill...

after knocking on andy's door i her him say to his roomate "if we order pizza i dont want them eating any". me and april thought little of it but when we entered his house, he asked us "are you going to eat any pizza if we order some?" holding up the wendy's bag i said, "no, we got it covered." his responce was "good, i dont want you eating my food"

a little back story, i am basicly andy's clean up crew when he gets tempor tantrums. for example, when he decided to jusm on the windsheild of a car because, and i quote "he didnt like the way it was looking at him", i was the one to wipe down the car and make sure nothing was tracible to him. when he got drunk and trashed his apartment i was the one who patched the holes in his walls and cleaned the blood and broken glass up.

this is not to say he hasnt done anything for me. he helped me carry a couch up to my apartment. however he did make me take him out to dinner afterward.

not only did i clean up his physical and potentialy legal messes but me and april (mainly april) were always there to help him through his drunken crying sessions. one of which he explained to me that i had no idea how hard it is to be rich, thats right. one other occasion april had to sit through the "my daddy didnt love me enough" story.

so its no supprise when i heard "good, i dont want you eating my food" that i got angry. so i walked up to him, grabbed him by the shirt and called him a selfish prick. he flipped out saying that he was going to shoot me and have his dad buy me into slavery. thats when i left.

when i got home i had a voice mail from a state trooper. when i called her back she began to interrigate me about two large yellow signs that were stolen the thursday night before. i was pefectly aware of what she was talking about, because when i went to andy's i saw two giant yellows signs for 'mary jane rd'. hmm, maryjane road, thats quante. apparently one of andy's neighbors saw them in his house through his back window while i was there and thought i stole them and brought them over. i explained to the officer that i had nothing to do with it. she took a statement from me, got my contact info and told me to have a good night.

the next day, while i was waiting for class a friend asked me about andy. the story that andy told him was that he asked me for pizza after which i became inraged and strangeled him practly to death, then as he was laying on the floor i stormed out and called the police on him.

this seemed odd to me.

now, a week later, im sporting high performance airless tires. WTF!!!

what gets me is that people dont take pride in their vandalizing anymore. when i was younger i slashed someone's tires. yeah, but i also busted every peace of glass on the car and dented all the body panels. im good friends with the owner of the car (which was new at the time and concidered totaled after i was done) and he respects me for the pride i took in working over his car. kids need an effing role model. if your going to slash the tires, dont stop there, key up the paint crack some windows, show me the respect of putting effort into busting my car. i think the half arsed nature angers me more then the incident itself. this is what happens when music programs are cut from public schools.

[Myetball]

Sounds like you've got your own personal narcicistic self-loathing alchoholic (I am the center of the universe...the universe sucks...might as well get drunk and make it worse) demon in your life. At least he'll make for good forum fodder.

[NikFu S.]

When I go fix people's computers they treat me like an ambassador from another country.
I wouldn't do any more favors for this Andy guy.

Maybe you can give him a lesson on how to properly vandalize a vehicle.

But that would instigate more um, violence, I guess, and is something I could never condone in good conscience.

Just punch him in the face

[Manarius]

My vote goes to turning him in and letting the cops have at him. I'm sorry, but no grown man should be able to do the stuff you describe and get away with it.

[Matthewmongan]

yeah i called the cops as soon as i saw it. this is just something you would expect to happen in high school. now im in college.

[NapaBavarian]

Dayum. You need new friends.

[ensteele]

I started to reply to this, but I am afraid to because I don't want my cars properly trashed with your style of pride. I really don't understand you or your friends. College student - what an education!

[Matthewmongan]

Originally Posted by ensteele

I started to reply to this, but I am afraid to because I don't want my cars properly trashed with your style of pride. I really don't understand you or your friends. College student - what an education!

well, i should mention that i was 15 when i vandalized that car, and when the cops came to survey the damage they found a large quantity of coke in plain site. the guy when through rehab and got his life together. he went on to go to towson state and is a mechanical eng. ironicaly vandalizing his car was the catalist for his drive to become what he is today. four years after it happened i he came up to me at the movie theatre in owings mills and thanked me for busting his car.
but, im 22 now and i am too old to be runing around dealing out home grown justice. i see your point tough. as i was young and stupid once i can rationalize someone's motivation to do this, but andy is my age so he does not have the young thing going for him. he is just stupid. but still, im sure he had/has a reason for his actions, even if i dont fully understand them. im just at a point in my life where its easier to talk out my problems.

[Matthewmongan]

ok, so me and april are siting here typing a paper for medievel philosophy and andy start cussing her out over the aim. i called the police to get a restraining order but it looks like im going to have to go to the court house tomorrow.

[NikFu S.]

What's his aim account? ?

[Matthewmongan]

PM sent.

got the car back today with new bfg gforces on the wheels. they were expensive and not the size i wanted to get. tom k sugested 245-45-16 hancoks, but i cant complain i guess. im go for reading, so im happy

[gsodonis]

Crazy kids!