Noir busted?

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by lhopp77

I'm told there are numerous "stump broke" cows in cattle country. But just don't let a calf get hold of the old noodle--it will ruin you. (Remember the scene in "The Cowboy Way"?) Calves have a tongue like sand paper, at least 50 lbs of suction and butt like h3ll to make the milk come down.

TMI

Lee

Note to self: Never let the ol noodle out in cattle country, and if it should happen anyways, walk backwards grunting like a bull until safety is reached.