Story time...

[HighwayUFO]

by leaving and installing a helium tank in the trunk.

[NikFu S.]

Chike was the up and coming SVX tuner. He did his 4.11 swap and pulled some quick times at the strip. One day...
He decided to start racing for some cash, to save up for the Upcomming Stage III! So he spoted a Honda...."

With a 5 foot high spoiler and 22 "Type R" emblems. Intimidating, Indeed!

But Chike had no fear....

For the Force of the RAW FURY DOG was with him!

So he pulls up to the line, Calm and slow, the honda beening
lame, does a FWD Burnout, hoping to Discorage Chike.......
Chike holds up a wad of $20's... the Honda Driver Nods........."

.........and turns on his undercarriage flourescent lights.....

....a sudden look of fear crosses the civic driver's face when Chike revs his engine back , the roar of flat six echoing across the horizon........
But Being cocky he doesnt back down. The light turns green and they zoom off. As Chike breaks 80 in the 40 zone, the civic pulls off humilated. the blue lights appear out of nowhere and come up behind Chike.
The cop pulls him over and asks why he was going so fast. Chike said that he had explosive diahrrea and that he...
had just let out the loudest fart ever. (the ricer's exhaust)
....and magically the cop belives him and lets him on his way...
Meanwhile, the riceboy went to tell his big brother and Honda buds about his kill earlier that day..

... "Dude! I just killed dis Ferarri wit weird windows and like 12 turbows. I just hit the Naawz and...

his friend stops him and says "d00d, jo0 aint got no Naawz",
so the Civic d00d just shuts up, and plans on showing his friends in the future, how his Civic killed this Ferarri with weird windows...........
by leaving and installing a helium tank in the trunk.
Later that day, cruisin with 5 of his friends crammed in the back seat, the helium tank began to leak...

[HighwayUFO]

While they were listening to Achy Breaky Heart. As they were singing, one of them commented about sounding like Alvin and the chimpmunks. They soon approached Tancred(Dustin) while he was sitting at a stop light. The driver yelled "JDM Tight YO"...


Side note, if we keep copying and pasting/quoting, this will get really difficult to trace where the story goes.

[Pure_Insanity8]

When they asked, "Yo dizzawg... you gotz da NAAWWWWZZZZ in 'dat shizzle," Tancred replied perfectly (laden with disgust), "Nope, I've got a slant six."

Just after Tancred pulled away, the were so confused as to what a slant six is, their heads exploded.

[Whoru465]

Meanwhile from aboard their mothership, the aliens spotted Chike. It was time for him to come home. He should have never stolen that prototype spaceship codenamed "SVX" . They followed Chike down the highway, trying to capture his car. Just as their tractor beam was about to lock on...

[HighwayUFO]

Chike's turbo had just begun to spool up. Chike was pulling away from the tractor beam...

[Pure_Insanity8]

Thinking quickly, the aliens tried transport a double decker aluminum ricer wing onto his car... in order to slow it down enough for rertieval. Their efforts were to no avail... Chike was too fast and had gotten away.

[majeskyb]

The now dead ricer's friend was driving along the same road, and saw the wing the aliens attempted to but on Chike's svx. He snached it up in an instant, thinking to himself, "...

[Matthewmongan]

He snached it up in an instant, thinking to himself, "... im going to add 12 inches of excitement to my car. now women will have sex with me!!!

[svxfiles]

Originally posted by Matthewmongan
He snached it up in an instant, thinking to himself, "... im going to add 12 inches of excitement to my car. now women will have sex with me!!!

He was, however sadly, and predictably mistaken...

[AppStateSVX]

but CHIKE on the other hand.........

[Whoru465]

Looked cool as he drifted the SVX into the gravel parking lot of the "Hep Cats and Kittens Club." Chicke emerged from the dust, dressed to the nines in a sharkskin suit. As he handed the keys to the valet, somone called his name, he turned casually...

[AppStateSVX]

.........it was KEITH!!! (civic_slayer)

"hey man, you forgot your pizzas!!!!.....

[HighwayUFO]

I ran up to him to deliver the goods. "Wow, finally good to meet you in person" he said. He paid for the pizzas and left me with a very good tip of $20. He turned to walk into the kitten club...

[Pure_Insanity8]

when suddenly the club burst into flames and exploded sending debris across the parking lot. Every single car was destroyed... except for the SVX. Chike knew THEY were still after him. He hopped in the SVX and and spun all four as he speed from the scene.

Who does he see in his rearview now? Its...