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09-30-2004, 12:39 AM
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The end of the world
K, so there is this kid, I knew his sister in high school, and he always gets sports cars, then slowly f's em up, then they just dissapear. He lives 3 blocks from me and one of my good friends lives arround the corner, 3 houses away, another lives down the street, so I hear second hand about his crazy and often almost imposible stories...
THERE IS AN SVX IN HIS DRIVEWAY!!!   And its the color I wanted
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya  Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. 
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#2
09-30-2004, 01:01 AM
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Brain storm up a Black Ops mission to steal it out from under him. And while you do it, sneak into his house and dress him in a tutu while he's asleep.
 Keith
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The member formerly known as Civic_Slayer 1992 "Robins egg blue" SVX Originally Claret 147k- CURRENT 1992 Pearly 187K and climbing (11-91) #964 *retired 1992 Pearl SVX 122500 miles #86 FASTAR THAN THE OLD ONE.*SOLD Everytime I get into my car, it always reminds me that it has POWER
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#3
09-30-2004, 05:52 AM
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We're gonna need some photo recon on this one. I am curious to see what he does to this SVX as time goes by.
 Johnny
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#4
09-30-2004, 09:17 AM
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Ok here is how its going down:
step 1: have his freinds inform him of the troublesome tranny in the SVX GIVE DOCUMENTATION!!! Step 2: tweak his tranny cables so it seems like tranny is failing. Step 3: buy it off him cheap. Step 4: enjoy!
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#5
09-30-2004, 09:34 AM
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Mwahaha....That's just crazy enough to work...
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-Mike '92 Pearl LS-L (sans Spoiler) #0993 Mfg. 5/91 "It says here, 'Breakfast any time'... That's right... In that case, I'll have the pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment..."
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#7
09-30-2004, 10:24 AM
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You could always go the haunted car route, odd odors hidden sound devices.....
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#8
09-30-2004, 03:18 PM
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just Misadjust his Brake Bands.... theres all the problems you need to get it cheap Napa! Didnt you need a parts car anyway?
Now you can have a fully functional car 
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-Roger H. | Website - nsm484.com | Facebook - Roger Harvey | Twitter - nsm484 | Personal Locker 2002 Mitsubishi Lancer OZ Rally [Nori] 1996 LSi Polo Green [Calista] - 18" Konig Incident's - Lived for awhile Now Selling 1992 LSL Dark Teal [Yori] (Rear Ended, Donor to Calista, and now gone) 1992 LSL Ebony Mica (Sold to svxcuseme)
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#9
09-30-2004, 03:35 PM
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write him letters until he goes insane from reading the run-on sentences, and then buy the SVX from him cheap.
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
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#10
09-30-2004, 05:02 PM
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He already is, his brother too we always know when he is walking by, you can hear a full blown conversation, but only one person Sometimes he argues with himself
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking.
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#11
09-30-2004, 05:06 PM
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Ever seen the trick to keep bids down on an auction car? Pour some motor oin in the gas tank...
"the rings must be shot, lets get another one honey"
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking.
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#12
09-30-2004, 06:08 PM
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#14
09-30-2004, 06:36 PM
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Sounds like mommy and Daddy have to much money on their Hands. Although I do agree with civic slayer on steeling this car I'll bet his green towed ways will vaporize the tranny asuming he does not damage the body first. Then I would buy it off him for really cheap, asuming you have the time and money to get a new tranny and seals that he may have gone through. or you can do my personal favorite move. " PUT THE FEAR OF GOD INTO HIM" that way he knows not to mess it up or to just sell the car to you.
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#15
09-30-2004, 09:54 PM
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Just show him how slow it is off the line, show him a faster OTL car, and tell him the X can't compete with today's real sports cars.
'Course we'll know better.
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"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." '92 Dark Teal SVX LS-L, >146,000m 3 pedals, 5 speeds., restoration underway. 2012 Honda Insight, slow but cute. 
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