Horror In My Yard !!!

[SoCal LS-L]

Hahahaha I dare say thats "cute". Just keep him well away from your nuts.

Originally Posted by y2daniel1981

Yeah I know, but they got 8 legs and look like a spider, so that's all that matters to me. But what you really have to look our for are these....
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[y2daniel1981]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

Hahahaha I dare say thats "cute". Just keep him well away from your nuts.

[SoCal LS-L]

Ok if my yard weren't creepy enough, here what I found on the wall outside the master bedroom..... any idea WTF this is???? It almost looks like a mini camel spider!

[essveeexxee]

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[NapaBavarian]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

After catching almost a dozen in my kitchen, and a couple in my bedroom, I decided to go around outside to find the source. Holding the flashlight up by my head, I see hundreds of tiny specks of light in the woodpile outside of my kitchen window. THIS is what I find..... just one of many....and not nearly the biggest. Tomorrow, its Ortho time and until then.... a major lack of sleep

Quarters, dimes, and silver dollars all over your yard? I can haul them off for free if they are a problem

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by NapaBavarian

Quarters, dimes, and silver dollars all over your yard? I can haul them off for free if they are a problem

Sure! They're spread about inside the woodpile, so just reach your hand way in there and feel around for them! Ill call the coroner....

[mysvxrocks]

Originally Posted by SoCal LS-L

Ok if my yard weren't creepy enough, here what I found on the wall outside the master bedroom..... any idea WTF this is???? It almost looks like a mini camel spider!

Oh god thats gross, lol. The pics that essveeexxee linked are even worse, gives me the chills, haha. I wouldnt want to wake up looking at that.

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by mysvxrocks

Oh god thats gross, lol. The pics that essveeexxee linked are even worse, gives me the chills, haha. I wouldnt want to wake up looking at that.

Yeah and whats even better is last night I broke my all time record (set the previous night) for squashing Black Widow spiders around the exterior of my house. I got 26 kills with 2 escapees, compared to 20 kills last night. I think its safe to say that I have the creepiest yard on the SVX World Network. Anyone want to disagree?
Yummy!

[essveeexxee]

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[jmx2323]

Originally Posted by lhopp77

I think it is said that no matter where you are in the world, you are within 3 feet of a spider.

Lee

I have 100 dollars that says I'm not right now

[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by jmx2323

I have 100 dollars that says I'm not right now

Theres probably one sitting on your $100 bill

As far as the black widows, I think I have curbed the tide, my nightly checks reveal only about one or two now, and those are out by my 2nd garage in the back.

Almost forgot, heres a pic of the wolf spider I caught friday, notice the hairy back? Thats not hair, its a million baby killer spiders I let it go in the field across the street, hopefully it didnt get a look at my address

[essveeexxee]

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[SoCal LS-L]

Originally Posted by essveeexxee

Good luck with that. Seriously. They could be licking their wounds from your recent onslaught and plotting revenge. (insert "Psycho" screeching shower scene music here.)

Ha! The only thing that would impress me is if they all joined bodies to form a giant black widow Transformer and challenged me to a fist fight. Otherwise I continue my 2nd career as black widow hitman and exact revenge for all freaking out they cause me.

[essveeexxee]

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[MadMaxSvx]

Spiders are friendly creatures as they eat some anoying bugs, but if you have black widows over there, just call the... "Verminator"!
BTW, look at the picture of this friendly Jumping spider