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<<Well, at least up here the maternity wards aren't packed about 9 months after a big family reunion!>>
Ah, I can see we are trying to set up for a battle of wits here. But, I will have to refuse to attack someone who is totally unarmed.
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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<<Never saw so many pretty girls, and there's me, old and married. There ain't no justice.>>
But the prettiest of all was your wife?!, right? That's the politically correct thing to say. <<Speaking of the Ale House when we going to get back over there?>> Whenever you want to drive there, let me know. I'll show up. Otherwise, you could stop up by me, check out the house (I know you've already checked out the wife) and sample some recently acquired Scotch Ale. Doug
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<<Ah, I can see we are trying to set up for a battle of wits here. But, I will have to refuse to attack someone who is totally unarmed.>>
Ouch! Did you stay up all night writing that one or did someone at work come up with it? Speaking of unarmed. Reading you posts caused a loop of the Monty Python "Quest for the Holy Grail" scene with the knight to play in my head. Its been a while so they may be out of order. "Come back and fight, coward! "I cut your arm off" "No you didn't" "Yes I did" "Tis just a scratch." Doug
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1992 LS Touring (6/91) - Currently undergoing a five speed swap Black over Claret with spoiler; 235,000 miles; Mods: 2002 Legacy 5 speed, ACT Pressure Plate, Excedy Clutch, Short Throw Shifter, Aussie Powerchip 1992 LS Touring (6/91) Black over Claret with 2.5" setback spoiler; 202,000 miles; Mods: B&M Cooler 1994 LSi (4/93) Bordeaux Pearl; 198,000 miles; Mods: Weight reduction. 1969 Mustang GT Convertible 1970 Mustang Convertible 2000 Ford Excursion Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua. My Locker |
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<<Otherwise, you could stop up by me, check out the house (I know you've already checked out the wife) and sample some recently acquired Scotch Ale. >>
Don't mean to shock your system, but I don't drink. If you met the rest of the family you'd know why. But heck, I'd take a second lap with the Mrs. if you don't mind. She seemed pleased with the last performance. <<Ah, I can see we are trying to set up for a battle of wits here. But, I will have to refuse to attack someone who is totally unarmed. >> Ooooooow! MR2,MRNOT,MR2 fightin' words. I've met Doug and he ah, he um, ah owns a big dog, yeah that's it, big dog, final answer. Ever been scared? Me either. |
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<<Don't mean to shock your system, but I don't drink.>>
I remember but, I figured it was just beer you didn't drink <<I've met Doug and he ah, he um, ah owns a big dog, yeah that's it, big dog>> Oooh, good one John. Thanks! Hey Randy! My dog's bigger than your dog! My dog's bigger than your dog! Should we compare foot size? You know what they say about a man with big feet... Doug
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1992 LS Touring (6/91) - Currently undergoing a five speed swap Black over Claret with spoiler; 235,000 miles; Mods: 2002 Legacy 5 speed, ACT Pressure Plate, Excedy Clutch, Short Throw Shifter, Aussie Powerchip 1992 LS Touring (6/91) Black over Claret with 2.5" setback spoiler; 202,000 miles; Mods: B&M Cooler 1994 LSi (4/93) Bordeaux Pearl; 198,000 miles; Mods: Weight reduction. 1969 Mustang GT Convertible 1970 Mustang Convertible 2000 Ford Excursion Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua. My Locker |
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<<Should we compare foot size? You know what they say about a man with big feet... >>
Yep I do, there goes a guy with big feet. And your point is? (that last one is for you aredub) Now where's jerry and his thoughts on the brink of decency and all that? |
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Over the edge!
<<Now where's jerry and his thoughts on the brink of decency and all that?>>
Someone call?? You guys are lucky that I was actually working today! Now, about a man's shoe size - you know, I've noticed that lately my shoe size has been getting BIGGER! 'Course, I've always had that "problem".
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<<'Course, I've always had that "problem". >>
Jerry, it's a product of age. As we get older we become more and more far sighted. This makes things at a distance seem larger. Try standing a little further away from yourself once And you know what they say about lawyers on Viagra don't you? |
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Oh my. Seems our I.T. systems went to S.H.-I.T. , and in that short period of time, the handcart has picked up even more speed. Lemme see. One at a time:
<<Ouch! Did you stay up all night writing that one or did someone at work come up with it?>> I was up all night (LOUD storms rolling through), but, no, I wrote that one, spur of the moment. Why do you think I write for a living? <<Its been a while so they may be out of order. "Come back and fight, coward! "I cut your arm off" "No you didn't" "Yes I did" "Tis just a scratch.">> I love that movie! I have a copy at home, I'm gonna have to go watch it. "It's only a flesh wound! Come back here, I'll bite your legs off!" LOL <<But heck, I'd take a second lap with the Mrs. if you don't mind. She seemed pleased with the last performance.>> I ain't even gonna ask. <<Hey Randy! My dog's bigger than your dog! My dog's bigger than your dog!>> Yeah, but my dog's uglier than yours. One look at mine and your dog would be rendered helpless because it would be laughing so hard. We have to tie a pork chop around our dog's neck just to get it to play with itself. <<Should we compare foot size? You know what they say about a man with big feet...>> It ain't the quantity, it's the quality (I've repeated this as a mantra since my teenage years -- I've almost got myself convinced). <--- "Don't do that! You'll go blind!" <<Yep I do, there goes a guy with big feet. And your point is? (that last one is for you aredub) >> Thanks, John. I like a guy who plays both ends against the middle. Speaking of the old saying, I always wondered why Bozo the Clown didn't have women falling all over him. <<Now, about a man's shoe size - you know, I've noticed that lately my shoe size has been getting BIGGER!>> So, Jerry. Is that spam in your pants, or are you just glad to see us. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Now I'm going to have to punish you with another loop implant that is quite fitting with your "wishful thinking." "When you wish upon a star, Makes no dif'rence who you are . . . (I know you'll finish it, Jer) <Maniacal Grin>
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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<<Oh my. Seems our I.T. systems went to S.H.-I.T.>>
Well, for a small fee, I could bring a few guys with me and we could get your systems all straightened out. Maybe even provide a remote management and disaster recovery option on that contract??? 24 hour tech support? local hardware dispatch? I can see it now, daddy needs a new level 10 PTS-3... Big or small, we ship it all. (Damn wrong company's slogan) Oh, well. back to the bottle of Port. Tonight I'm trying a loverly South African blend. Quite smooth. Doug
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1992 LS Touring (6/91) - Currently undergoing a five speed swap Black over Claret with spoiler; 235,000 miles; Mods: 2002 Legacy 5 speed, ACT Pressure Plate, Excedy Clutch, Short Throw Shifter, Aussie Powerchip 1992 LS Touring (6/91) Black over Claret with 2.5" setback spoiler; 202,000 miles; Mods: B&M Cooler 1994 LSi (4/93) Bordeaux Pearl; 198,000 miles; Mods: Weight reduction. 1969 Mustang GT Convertible 1970 Mustang Convertible 2000 Ford Excursion Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua. My Locker |
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<<disaster recovery option >>
<<24 hour tech support>> Could have used that last January when my timing belt shredded. That package come with road side assistance? Yeah, that'd be me standing there in the nervous break down lane And thanks for the Monty Python flash back. Reminds me I need to rent that movie again. I use it for mental therapy. Which probably answers a few of your questions about JP. he hee heee! Long live the knights who say "neat"!!!!!! |
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<<Long live the knights who say "neat"!!!!!!>>
"We are no longer the knights who say "nih!" We are the knights who say "icky icky icky ftang zook boing gonzowee."
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Randy Johnson 3rd Registered Member 02-21-2001 First Member to Reach 10,000 Posts First to arrive at the very first Reading Meet Subaru Ambassador 1992 SVX PPG Pace Car Replica 110+k 1993 White Impreza L 240+K miles 2001 Legacy Outback Limited Sedan 250+K miles 2013 Deep Indigo Pearl Legacy 3.6R 49+K miles "Reading is my favorite Holiday" Mike Davis -- at Reading VI |
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"Grail? No thank you, we already got one!"
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Randy, Morhds, et al;
Egads!!! What did I start. I always thought that this site could use a little humor, what with it's "Shades of Gray" decor. However, this is getting too "Over the Top". Larry III |
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<<"Over the Top". >>
We'll be the judge of that. But right at the moment I'm depressed. I just heard the Japanese may have found a cure for Alzheimers. So much for coming to work everyday with the excitement of it being the first day on the job. Speaking of jobs people ask me how I can handle all the stress. I say its easy. I just eat a lot of salt. "Salt?" they say, "yes" I say. I just have to get my blood pressure up enough so that the ringing in my ears drowns out the voices in my head. Usually this keeps people from bothering me for a couple of days. Ever been scared? |
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