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Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic
Here's a trio for you.
1. What is the interval of time between when you slip on a banana peel, and you hit the ground? 2. If you drink a light beer once a day for 365.25 days, what you do have? 3. What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
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Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic
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1. 2. One lite year 3. Questions: 1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians? 2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue?
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Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic
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1. Stoned?
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2. If you drink a light beer once a day for 365.25 days, what you do have? Definitely not an Irishman 3. What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Snow pie Joe
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Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Seraphim
Questions: 1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians? A chord or two short of a symphony 2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue An ambulance?
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Re: Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic
[QUOTE]Originally posted by svxistentialist
[B][QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Seraphim Questions: 1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians? Unemployed? 2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue A victim of road rage? OK...what is the igloo answer?Eskimo Pie R squared? Don
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Good!
A "nanner" second and a "lite" year....excellent! Don
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SVXphile
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by svxistentialist Quote:
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Not only that, but, it seemed much more apropos. Ne c'est pas?
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OK, here's one...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
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