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Old 09-03-2001, 08:11 AM
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Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

Here's a trio for you.

1. What is the interval of time between when you slip on a banana peel, and you hit the ground?

2. If you drink a light beer once a day for 365.25 days, what you do have?

3. What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?
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Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

Answer:

1.

2. One lite year

3.

Questions:

1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians?

2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue?
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Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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Answer:

1.

2. One lite year

3.
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Very good.
1. A "nanner" second.
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Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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Questions:

1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians?


1. Stoned?
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Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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Here's a trio for you.

1. What is the interval of time between when you slip on a banana peel, and you hit the ground?

Half past wondering


2. If you drink a light beer once a day for 365.25 days, what you do have?

Definitely not an Irishman

3. What is the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter?

Snow pie

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Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Seraphim
Questions:

1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians?

A chord or two short of a symphony

2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue

An ambulance?
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Re: Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

[QUOTE]Originally posted by svxistentialist
[B][QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Seraphim
Questions:

1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians?

Unemployed?

2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue

A victim of road rage?

OK...what is the igloo answer?Eskimo Pie R squared? Don
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A "nanner" second and a "lite" year....excellent! Don
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Question Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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Answer:

1.

2. One lite year

3.

Questions:

1. what do you call someone who hangs around with musians?

2. What do you call someone on the side of the road and black and blue?
Musians? Oh.. Groopers.
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Re: Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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Musians? Oh.. Groopers.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

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1. A "nanner" second.
Well, I guess a bananasecond would be a "nanner" second in Cantuckee.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Bad Jokes & Puns - COMPLETELY Off Topic

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SVXphile
[B][QUOTE]Originally posted by svxistentialist
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OK...what is the igloo answer?Eskimo Pie R squared? Don
Close, Don, close, except you're thinking of area, not circumference. It's simply Eskimo pi.
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Well, I guess a bananasecond would be a "nanner" second in Cantuckee.

Not only that, but, it seemed much more apropos. Ne c'est pas?
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