Sunday Brunch

[LarryIII]

SVXY, my '92 Pearly just ate a BMW M3 for breakfast. Early this morning I was returning home from the supermarket. There were 8 bags of groceries in the trunk. An M3 came flying by on rte 202 S. He stopped at the light and I pulled up next to him. We looked at each other, grinned, and revved our engines. The BMW M3 was pearlized charcoal gray with NJ plates. I put the shifter into 3. When the ight turned green I stomped on the gas pedal. The green power light came on. In about 2 seconds the BMW started to fall back. Then he really fell back. The next 2 traffic lights were the same story. I arrived home and started to unload the groceries. The Beutiful Naviguesser wanted to know why I had this big, sh*teating grin on my face. I told her.
Well I have to go now. The Beautiful Navigusser and I have to eat a dozen eggs which somehow got scrambled in SVXY's trunk. Than God for styrofoam egg boxes and plastic bags.

Larry III
PS: This is the best time I've had since my mom-in-law was discharged from the hospital on Fri. She was put in a nursing home for rehab. Unfortunately, she was placed in an alzheimer's wing. There are some scary people in there. The good news is that being there has frightened my M-O-L so much that she is beginning to listen to us and he our advice. It just breaks you heart to see what this disease has done to once vibrant people.

[Ron Mummert]

Question: How did Larry actually beat an M3?
Answer: He packed his trunk with 8 bags of "fast food".
Get it? Hahahahahah! OK - I'm sick, I admit it.
Ron.