Back in da hizzle

Yo, what da dilly SVXnetwork. It's been hella long since someone tried ta test my exotic supa hella fine whip yo. But just yesterday dis fool wit a hennesey viper be tryin' ta rematch me. I told dis fool ta stop disrespectin' ma favorite drink and get dat "HENNESEY" sticker off da windshield yo. Dis fool got mad pissed yo, and said he paid like 50 g's fo da hennesey package n' sheeeet. I said damn foo i be gettin' henny fo $15 at da package store bieeetch. I already beat dis foo ta next week in a race and he be wantin' more yo, fluck dat. He be havin' slicks now though so i think he thought he could test dis.
But he ain't be knowin' i got my new 18" chrome Momo wheels yo, dat be mad light weight n' ****. So we line up at dis race site called Dairy Town in good ol' Danbury and dere be mad witnesses ta da smackdown of da century yo. I adjusted ta Vtec controlla ta 3k, cuz 2k be makin' da wheel spin like whoa! yo! I rev dat **** da 8k and da flagger drops her panties yo. I bogged a little but den caught and was izzout son, like hella izzout. I mega ill shifted second n' chirped my front tire hella hard. I musta spinned it yo, cuz dis foo came shootin' up. But i be a mad ill racer so i ain't be carin', i just looked at da shift light in anticipation yo. Bam light on an i be shifted quick as hell yo. I banged third harda den i banged dis fools g/f later yo. I flew past da crowd in 4th at 160 like 3 buslengths from dis hater.
I went back ta dis fool who was all cryin' n ****. I just told him dat civis r some fast whip yo!!!, n' ya can't beat da best. He be agreein' n' i be mad happy ta say i saw dis foo at da Honda dealership today. Maybe i be havin' some real comp soon yo.

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If ya don't know ya better ask somebody foo

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[wasions]

Kepp dis up I be smack yo, foo! I be ode, ode guy, an unnastan dis bout good as Grik.

wtf?

[SHISVX]

i was wondering the same thing....

[immortal_suby]

I know some of those words....

[BLKSVX92]

WTF def sums this up

[Landshark]

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crying out for attention?

[ensteele]

I had to check the URL to see if I was in the right forum.

[DavieGravy]

Daaaam yo! dat was some funny shiot.

[subafan]

where is rob when we need him?
=)

[ensteele]

This may have scared Rob!

[ensteele]

This may have scared Rob! Dat foo schure Yo.

This could be Larry IIIs worst nightmare!

[zamorush]

WOW!

the beauty of english language..........


nik

Hey man, what the **** are talking about?....
2)-Did your mama teach you how to talk like that?
3)You can't put a Hennesy pkg on a Viper, you can already buy it that way...168000 dollars, budy

ok, enough of me)

[DavieGravy]

Hey DamN, I think he was joking. Nothing wrong with a little humor; wouldn't you agree?