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MEN: Remember to buy good gifts this Christmas
Gentlemen:
It's that time of year again, so be careful what you buy for your beloved to show her you care. Worse than the homeless shelter. Worse than hell... It's the DOG HOUSE! Click HERE to find out more. Been there, done that... never going back! (Thanks to Dan Mancini "SVX92-97" for sending this to me. I thought I saw him in there somewhere last time I was there) .
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Re: MEN: Remember to buy good gifts this Christmas
Do what I did...just build the dog a really nice house with a queen sized bed and room to park the SVX
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Re: MEN: Remember to buy good gifts this Christmas
Doesn't work that way.
Bad Dog!
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Re: MEN: Remember to buy good gifts this Christmas
That is a seriously good ad. Those guys know their stuff, and their psychology. I ONCE made this mistake. I bought a pressure cooker for my mother-in-law, [late mother in law, RIP] because I heard her bemoaning the fact that she did not have one, and I felt it would be a great and welcome present. Very appropriate, win win, yadda yadda. She told me that such a present was for the house, not for her. ??? Well, I did not have even a clue as to when the house might have a birthday, so the logic of that assessment passed me right by. Now, this lesson comes back to me whenever I am tempted to buy a present for a woman, a lesson I will never forget. Women are thankless and unpredictable. Do like I do; buy them NO presents. You may still end up in the doghouse, but at least you won't be getting it wrong, and it will cost you a lot less. Joe
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Re: MEN: Remember to buy good gifts this Christmas
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