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Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
So lately I been tossing around some "revenge" ideas to throw towards my soon to be "X". This takes a little cash but might just be worth it
1.Print a high quality "Your a winner of a free trip to a exotic getaway", make sure it sounds fancy to them but to you its some 3rd world s###hole. 2.Buy a first class ticket to above said "exotic destination" 3.Insert money order that is legit to further "entice winner" and send it by certified letter. It helps if your father works at local post office to hide the identity of the sender. 4.Sit back and enjoy their excitement of winning a trip to some "exotic getaway" and bragging about how you are a "loser" 5. Wait about a week to get a phone call from 3rd world embassy with your "X" on the other end begging for help to get home after she realizes she won a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL Post your revenge ideas Trust me Ive considered trying mine
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1992 SVX LSL Ex wifey has it now pending self destruction 2001 Legacy mods to come 1992 Subaru Legacy 2.2 214k Boob wheels CANT KILL IT |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
tailpipe +
= kaboomy engine
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
Sugar in the engine oil does wonders
Although the Lord sees all, and whatever she did to you, she will have to answer for Also, Shakespeare said that revenge is a dish best served cold...
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1992 SVX LS-L #1222 Pearl White 1987 GL Turbo wagon, 5 lug conversion, D/R 5 speed (Rice killer) 1992 Dodge Ram 4x4 diesel (car hauler) 1968 Dodge Polara convertible (Camaro killer) 1990 Toyota Corolla FWD auto (330,000 mile grocery getter) 1986 VW Jetta |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
Money says that you'll get some real hot ideas over at "Teh OT" at NASIOC.
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Disclaimer: The above post is on the internet. |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
Man up an realize it is just as much your fault for mrrying her than it was for the divorce??
Other than that, there is always getting a better lawyer and squashing it in court Tom |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
rape and torture her family, then post pics on the internet.
that'll learn her.
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Alan 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD! 2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD! 1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD! 2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD! 2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+] 2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray) 2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black) |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
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Less she cheated on you, move on. If she did cheat on you though, pick something small (i.e. stab a tire) and keep doing it. Over and over again. It'll eventually drive her mad. |
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Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
How about no.
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Chris SVX World Network Administrator -1993 Subaru SVX LS-L, Barcelona Red, #46, 160,000+ Miles (Sold to SomethingElse) -2011 Toyota Sienna SE, Black, 30,000+ Miles (Swagger Wagon ) -2002 BMW R 1150R ABS, Black, 26,000+ Miles (Daily Driver ) SVX Owner from February 1997 to March 2008 SVX Online Community Member since February 1998 SVX World Network Member since February 2002, Member #520 Life is a game. Play to win. The world belongs to those who can laugh at it. |
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