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>Good reason to own a cell phone:
>If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are home, >call someone on your cell phone. ...and watch for the latest upcoming innovation from Ripimoff Industries. The "Hide-A-Cell Phone". That's right! A magnetic case to affix your ever shrinking "yacker" to your SVX! No need to worry about soiling a valuable key dangling from a tie-wrap, because the "Hide-A-Cell Phone" unit is shaped like a satellite radio sharkfin; so you can just plunk it on the roof, & who's to know? The unit will be priced around $79.95 Plus S & H. Magnet extra. Early bird special! For first 200 orders for the prototype, I'll include the Magnet FREE for only $9.95 more! Place your order NOW to - Ripimoff Industries, LTD. 666 Osama Blvd., Karachi, Pakistan. Ron-el ....CEO, CFO, COO-KOO, Ripimoff Industries.
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Why bother with Hide-A-Key unless you really don't believe in keeping your car safe? I think a better solution would be to call a local locksmith and see if they have the credit card key. Its basically a spare and sturdy plastic key that's built into a piece of heavy plastic the size of a credit card that you just pop out when its needed. It must be cut from an original key and can be used numerous times in case of an emergency. Its basically an emergency key you carry in your wallet.
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I give up!!! Ripimoff Industries has done it again. I just read this, and then I hear about the follow up product that will take this country by storm! Yep, you heard about it too! "RonStar" For only $37.99 per month, you send him your spare key fob and he sits around the house sipping on that box-o-vino and if you lock your keys in the car, you grab your "Hide-A-Cell Phone", and call him up. Yep, he pushes the little red dot on that little fob of yours while holding it to the microphone of his cell phone as you put yours close to the door. Click - the door opens allowing you to jump into the drivers seat and speed off on your way without hardly a moment being wasted. Oh, speaking of being wasted, Ron sipping on that Box O Wine is going to be wasted while waiting for you to call him. But that is another problem that he is working on.
Note: You must have the "Hide-A-Cell Phone" installed before "RonStar" can be subscribed to. If you subscribe to this service for 13 months, Ripimoff Industries will give you a full year of this service without interuption.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 Last edited by ensteele; 08-03-2005 at 12:04 AM. |
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This is pretty silly! I had a good laugh this morning. I can't wait to see someone try this! A device that transmits sound can also be used to transmit radio waves.....that's a good one!! I suppose next we'll learn about changing the channel on your TV from 3 blocks away by using cell phones to transmit the infrared beams from the remote Dave |
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It wouldn't even cost me $37.99 to have AAA come out .How lame is this
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Update I'm glad to report my empty Hide-A-Key is still were I put !!
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1992 LS Touring (6/91) - Currently undergoing a five speed swap Black over Claret with spoiler; 235,000 miles; Mods: 2002 Legacy 5 speed, ACT Pressure Plate, Excedy Clutch, Short Throw Shifter, Aussie Powerchip 1992 LS Touring (6/91) Black over Claret with 2.5" setback spoiler; 202,000 miles; Mods: B&M Cooler 1994 LSi (4/93) Bordeaux Pearl; 198,000 miles; Mods: Weight reduction. 1969 Mustang GT Convertible 1970 Mustang Convertible 2000 Ford Excursion Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua. My Locker |
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Just remember that there is one born every minute.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=”silver”]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 |
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I also have AAA ,and I get a multicar discount and have been with them for years . I pay $36 bucks ayear .Not bad
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One morning at the station we tried out that cell phone trick live on the air. I was given the dubious task of trudging out into the snow in downtown Boston and holding the phone near the lock. No dice, but it makes for a good story, and good radio...
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but yes it can be done. so can having a cellular phone that picks up the frequency of a car alarm being sent to another cellphone elsewhere. it's just that no one has made one yet because the costs would greater than the potential $$$ to be made. that's the benefit of ip based communications and services. |
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Note: You must have the "Hide-A-Cell Phone" installed before "RonStar" can be subscribed to. If you subscribe to this service for 13 months, Ripimoff Industries will give you a full year of this service without interuption. [/QUOTE]
Earl, I'm glad to see you're taking your V/P of Promotions & Weaseling job seriously. RonStar can be accessed today by sending only $19.95 per month to our published address. Once your check is received & clears, you'll be given the secret access number to our upgraded service called AAAlcyone. Should you suffer a road* breakdown in your SVX of any kind, you'll be connected to Beav's home answering machine for instant diagnosis, & heartfelt sympathy. Don't delay - your tranny deserves the best! Ron-el - (*not applicable on streets, lanes, highways, interstates, drives, driveways & alleys).
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