Top 10 Douchebag Cars

[Motorsport-SVX]

Originally Posted by gtdanielgt

SRT-4 AMEN.

I don't agree with the EVO though...havent seen any douchebags with evo's. I would however like to add the 86-89 honda accord. These cars can be seen all over arizona with anything from 13 inch daytons to 15 inch spinning hubcaps.

Well then they are all in Tucson, every Evo driver in this town fits the douchbag status loud and clear, esp when they drive in packs.....
And SRT #1 is a dead ringer too.

The yeah, maserati should be replaced with
any SUV with 20" or larger wheels and stock brakes

[Speedklix]

Originally Posted by Motorsport-SVX

any SUV with 20" or larger wheels and stock brakes

We have a rash of this on trailblazers.... yeah, trailblazers!!! DoubleUteeF?!?!?!
It has to be the absolute worst truck they can stick this stupid junk on. Everytime I see one I feel obligated to steel the Jackerhole's wheels and sell em back to him on ebay!

[NapaBavarian]

I know someone (?work with them? sorta) who has the #a1 Douchebag car, a lancer all decked out to look like an evo, and an automatic to boot!!!

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by NapaBavarian

I know someone (?work with them? sorta) who has the #a1 Douchebag car, a lancer all decked out to look like an evo, and an automatic to boot!!!

that's bad - i see them from time to time around here, too.

my next submission will be domestic 4-door sedans with giant wheels that cost more than the car itself. sir, do you realize how stupid you look?

[msvx95]

yeah those are the fugliest looking things ever!

[Cho]

From what I have seen here in Anchorage, Alaska. Its the teenagers with the damn evo's always trying to run 13 seconds at the tracks and cruise the strip on the weekends.

Also I would like to add the douches who put @#$%^&* bike racks on their STI. It's a 30,000 dollar which was built for tuning and performance on the track and these idiots dont need 300 Horse powers to move their 10 dollar yard sale bikes. I mean, who the heck does that? GO GET A VAN and take out the rear seats or use a truck. Uses the same ammount of gas.

Remember. Its not the car that makes the douche, Its the douche that makes the douche. Although this does not apply with the SRT-4.

[kuroneko_sama]

the funny thing is with the giant spoiler the sti DOES look like a shopping cart... and where is the ford probe on that list....the name blatently implies that itll drive up your butt.... or the geo storm, funniest sportscar wanna be since the 4 door saturn with a racing stripe and wing and the ford escort zx2

[Royal Tiger]

The Escort ZX2 is right up there with the 91hp, Geo Storm. I still don't get lowering 4wd suv's.

[sekretskwirl]

FUNNY list...don't know about the STI thing though...and the EVO those are two superior cars. AND it's usually the 'DOUCHEBAG' behind the wheel anyway. STI and SVX-both cars are awesome in different ways. I know this thread is in jest but a SUBARU on the list? none of them belong on the list. They are'nt RICERS :eek

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by sekretskwirl

FUNNY list...don't know about the STI thing though...and the EVO those are two superior cars. AND it's usually the 'DOUCHEBAG' behind the wheel anyway. I own both an STI and SVX-both cars make me happy in different ways. I know this thread is in jest but a SUBARU on the list? none of them belong on the list. They are'nt RICERS

go visit the General Forum on NASIOC. plenty of retards. plenty of riced out WRX's and STi's, too. not as many as say, Civics or Cavaliers, but tastlessly modded WRX's and STi's with idiot drivers are around.

FWIW, i came very close to getting an STi, too. next car may be one if they put an SMG tranny in it.

[SVX10]

Originally Posted by gtdanielgt

I don't agree with the EVO though...havent seen any douchebags with evo's.

They're all douchebags for not buying STi's Just playin...it's a great car, albeit cheap crap inside. I like playing the EVO hater, though.

[SVX10]

Originally Posted by Speedklix

nothing says cheap ass knock off like a 3 series ... specially with the incorrectly placed M3 badge and exhaust exiting one side only .

Agreed. Unfortunately, the 330i, 335Ci, and soon to come 335i are fantastic cars. Pricey, and probably not worth it in my opinion, but the chassis performance is pretty amazing. Too bad half the clientel will never know the true beauty of their car

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by SVX10

They're all douchebags for not buying STi's Just playin...it's a great car, albeit cheap crap inside. I like playing the EVO hater, though.

i was never a fan of EVO's, but they appear to have gotten it right with the EVO X. Subaru really needs to counter with something that trumps its exterior, interior, and performance.

should be interesting to see what the next STi brings.....

[sekretskwirl]

Originally Posted by Landshark

go visit the General Forum on NASIOC. plenty of retards. plenty of riced out WRX's and STi's, too. not as many as say, Civics or Cavaliers, but tastlessly modded WRX's and STi's with idiot drivers are around.

FWIW, i came very close to getting an STi, too. next car may be one if they put an SMG tranny in it.

your dead right about NASIOC(pronounce NUTSACK on my favorite site WRX TUNERS:serious people w/no DB'S) yeah the wing bothers me but I DO like the 325 WHP and 26 mgg=blows most of the rice right off of the stove'. It's MAN LAW:ALL subarus are brothers.....MAN LAW!!!!!

[speedogomer]

This list seems kind of odd coming from someone that drives a Nissan 240SX.... I mean Subaru SVX.... sorry, they all look alike ya know.