Top 10 Douchebag Cars

[It's Just Eric]

Hilarious. my friend has a firebird, and god damn the trans am is all about him.

and being in south jersey (flame suit on) I have to mention the ultimate douchebag of the garden state parkway...the New York plate guy

This person is always going 10 under in the fast lane, weaving their cargo carrier topped Toyota Highlander through the traffic they created, and making especially sure to have the truck on two wheels when they do it. Often adorning "LBI" or "Exit 63" stickers on their back windows to show that their tourist dollars make this damn state run.....which is a lie they tell themselves to claim superiority on the roads.Staccato horn bursts from theese douchebags can be heard from Cape May to Toms River from memorial day to labor day on every lane of the parkway

[Manarius]

How about the PA plate guys driving in the fast lane doing 5 over only to come to the toll booth without any quarters?

I was one of those. The guy behind me was mighty pissed when I chucked in a dime and the machine didn't count off. Just another reason I don't like New Jersey; policemen with lasers and radar.

[Budfreak]

That's a pretty good list. I think we should add the mazda miata and pontiac grand am GT to the list too. I beat a grand am GT one night with my 4.44 tranny IN THE TRUNK! LOL

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by Budfreak

That's a pretty good list. I think we should add the mazda miata and pontiac grand am GT to the list too. I beat a grand am GT one night with my 4.44 tranny IN THE TRUNK! LOL

when i said Pontiac Gran Prix earlier, i meant to type Grand Am. it seems that everyone driving those and Berettas think they are in a full blown racecar.

[Budfreak]

Originally Posted by Landshark

when i said Pontiac Gran Prix earlier, i meant to type Grand Am. it seems that everyone driving those and Berettas think they are in a full blown racecar.

Agreed. But I think the grand prix should be there too. I've had more than one of those try to mess with me too.

[msvx95]

I was just in LA last week and I never seen so many douchebags in my life!!...lol

Hummers on 20's w/ dual exhausts, escalaides....those fugly dodge hemi wagon things...puke!!, Beemers, Honda civics w/euro lights and huge wings.....

[stallion]

Originally Posted by msvx95

I was just in LA last week and I never seen so many douchebags in my life!!...lol

Hummers on 20's w/ dual exhausts, escalaides....those fugly dodge hemi wagon things...puke!!, Beemers, Honda civics w/euro lights and huge wings.....

If youre talking about Los Angeles, no worries, 50% of those fugly cars will be stolen, then stripped for parts. (Actually it's probably true for the civics, at least. Theyre the most stolen cars in LA)

[Speedklix]

Actually Sti has the best ratio of power to stupid driving than just about anything on the road around here. They tend to be owned by people who care more about their car than being a dumbass. And the first 3 srt-4 I ever saw were all people old enough to look retired! All drove pretty good. We only have 5-6 Maserati floating around, and the only dick is the oldest one which is also the only yellow .

The rest sounds about right... nothing says cheap ass knock off like a 3 series ... specially with the incorrectly placed M3 badge and exhaust exiting one side only .


-edit- ...however, all subaru owners tend to drive faster in the snow

[It's Just Eric]

Originally Posted by Manarius

another reason I don't like New Jersey; policemen with lasers and radar.

Dont worry about toll booths....their optional. Every time I go through one, my change just misses the basket
even when I REALLY DO throw some

[SVXBart]

I LOVE MY NEW (1992) SVX BUT I ALSO LOVE BMW ( ALL OF THEM )
DONT BLAME THE CAR!!!!
BLAME THE THE A$$$$$E WHO CAN"T DRIVE IT!!!

[bwb3]

Quit picking on BMW drivers!

http://www.tooshocking.com/index.php...ew_vid&id=1686

Caution! video contains bad language.

[Beav]

Hard to believe nobody mentioned Fiero.

And surely everyone knows the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes driver.

I have to cut some slack for almost anyone driving a 635 csi.

[Dza]

Originally Posted by Landshark

when i said Pontiac Gran Prix earlier, i meant to type Grand Am. it seems that everyone driving those and Berettas think they are in a full blown racecar.

I owned a Beretta in high school until a drunk driver totalled it while it was parked in front of my house (which was awesome!). I can't understand how anyone can think that car could race ANYTHING, EVER. It was, by far, the slowest piece of crap I ever owned, and I've owned a LeBaron and a Tempo...

[Suby Fan]

Originally Posted by bwb3

Quit picking on BMW drivers!

http://www.tooshocking.com/index.php...ew_vid&id=1686

Caution! video contains bad language.

i dont believe that video is real

[SVX PlayBoy]

+1 with the fake, it looks so staged, and the quality is too good for it to be a random event.


and to post it on-line? there has to be some charges against both of them