he's on to me.....

[Royal Tiger]

That was too funny!!! I love the blacked out Classified document he kept waving around.

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by subi-crosser

I can only remember ONE time that a helicopter was following me........and I might have deserved it!!

I once was plagued by a creep in a black Cordoba, he was 'upset' over my telling the cops that he was MOLESTING his daughter!!

Conversation with cops " I know where there is a creep molesting his daughter, and if you guys DON'T go there and administer some justice, I will take my AX handle, and do it for you", Cops said, " give us first crack at him!!"


waiting for the cops,, The lug nuts came loose on my tow truck 10 times, my car caught on fire, my front porch rug was set on fire 3 times, and I found a burning cigarette in my coal chute!! The only thing that seemed to have an 'effect' was 5 'letters to the Editor' about the advantages of private citizens right to CARRY FIREARMS, and the resulting feedback that allowed me to 'respond with 'proof' that it might not be wise to be caught tampering with my tow truck. When all items secured on the tow truck had RUGER TRIGGER LOCKS, which meant that the locks were NOT on the RUGERS, the crap stopped!!!

( I wasn't sure if the spelling was right, so I picked up the MAGNUM and 'proof-read' the name.... Yea, It's spelled right!!) There is more than one 'BLACKHAWK'

Whoa! I'm not even going to ask how you knew he was molesting his own daughter.

[shelfy]

i just love the north carolina accent.

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by Electrophil

Whoa! I'm not even going to ask how you knew he was molesting his own daughter.

She told her best friend, and she told ME!

[Royal Tiger]

Originally Posted by shelfy

i just love the north carolina accent.

I know Ken's sarcasim when I see it. I prefer the northeast thank you. Except New York and Boston. They are just wierd.

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by subi-crosser

She told her best friend, and she told ME!

Scary... Very scary. If she ever comes to your house, and you are the only one there. DO NOT open the door.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Royal Tiger

I know Ken's sarcasim when I see it. I prefer the northeast thank you. Except New York and Boston. They are just wierd.

lol. i was actually being serious this time.

[Royal Tiger]

Really? He sounded like a complete whack job. He is obviously not the brightest bulb in the chandalier.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Royal Tiger

Really? He sounded like a complete whack job. He is obviously not the brightest bulb in the chandalier.

try to concentrate on just his voice, not the part where he's describing his house shaking. i gotta watch it again. lol

[Royal Tiger]

I like the way hot southern girls talk. It can be sexy. Better then the nasal new yorker accent. And why can't people from Boston use the letter R?

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Royal Tiger

I like the way hot southern girls talk.

i sure miss kellie pickler from american idol. i can see her doing well in a tv sitcom.

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by shelfy

i sure miss kellie pickler from american idol. i can see her doing well in a tv sitcom.

i miss that Whatsherface McTittays.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Landshark

i miss that Whatsherface McTittays.

lmgao! you been drinking tonight, alan?

McTittays! OMFG!!!!!

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by shelfy

lmgao! you been drinking tonight, alan?

McTittays! OMFG!!!!!

i ran out of beer and forgot to buy some. i had to dip into Mrs. Shark's Mike's Hard Lime crap.

[shelfy]

Originally Posted by Landshark

i ran out of beer and forgot to buy some. i had to dip into Mrs. Shark's Mike's Hard Lime crap.

i see. you need a kegerator.