Lowest mileage! - Page 2

svxxx26 · #16 03-28-2001, 02:18 PM

<<I'll have to come to the Tennessee Meet nekkid. And you certainly don't want that. 'Sides, if I still had the undies and no taters, I just don't think a can of Spam would have quite the same effect. >>

Holy Mother of . . . what a horrific collage of images. Why, it's almost enough to shock "hokey pokey" from my mind - but not quite.

" . . . the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming, but it won't be over 'til it's over, over there!"

svxter · #17 03-28-2001, 02:28 PM

I have to confess that your Spam Parmesan didn't sound half bad.

Spam Trivia: The state of Hawaii consumes more Spam, per captia, than any other state.

Aredubjay · #18 03-28-2001, 02:28 PM

ROTFLMAO! So much for the lack of "Spirit."

"One potato, two potato, three potato four.
Five potato, six potato, seven potato more.!"

svxter · #19 03-28-2001, 02:30 PM

One tequila, two tequila, more.
Three tequila, four tequila, floor.

Aredubjay · #20 03-28-2001, 02:39 PM

<<One tequila, two tequila, more.
Three tequila, four tequila, floor.>>

Yeah, as if anyone could finish that poem after "two tequila." Someone sober obviously wrote that one. Luckily, you can say, "Take me drunk, I'm home," in any condition.

#21 03-28-2001, 06:18 PM

'96 LSi. 25,600 miles.
-joe-

SVXphile · #22 03-28-2001, 08:35 PM

I've spent months talking my best friend into coming with me to the Tennessee meet. I've gone on and one about how GREAT the folks were who came to Snowshoe and how they were all HIS kind of people.....so who will he meet in Oak Ridge? Zebras, taters, and Spam......great....maybe I'll just take him out to Cindy Lou's massage parlor so he can get rubbed the RIGHT way! I figure after the Tennessee vs. Kentucky sippin contest, the evening will degenerate to an even lower level.....I wonder what's on TV Friday and Saturday night?

Aredubjay · #23 03-28-2001, 08:45 PM

Don,
"There's no need to fear! Tater boy is here." "Hoopy doopy, we have fun!"

"Go go gophers watch 'em go go go . . ."

(Aredub throws out the bait. Sits quietly waiting for Jerry to show up . . .)

SVXphile · #24 03-28-2001, 08:52 PM

The "Aredub" who is appearing on this site is either....
(1) a clever imposter (OK, what did you do with him?) or..
(2) has been hitting the Wild Turkey a bit heavily lately.....

will the real Aredub please stand and be recognized?

svxxx26 · #25 03-28-2001, 08:52 PM

Don, I figure after the sippin' contest, we can have a good ol' sing-along! You know, all the old favorites of us SVXers: "hokey-pokey", "Margaritaville", "buttons 'n' bows", "Over There" and that classic country standard, " I'm Down To My Last Bud and My Tater's Hangin' Low".
Make your Buddy feel right at home, now wouldn't it?

SVXphile · #26 03-28-2001, 08:55 PM

299 posts already?.....and I thought Gabby Hayes was dead! Aredub qualifies for "Mouth of the South".....or at least a southern border state...

SVXphile · #27 03-28-2001, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by svxxx26
Don, I figure after the sippin' contest, we can have a good ol' sing-along! You know, all the old favorites of us SVXers: "hokey-pokey", "Margaritaville", "buttons 'n' bows", "Over There" and that classic country standard, " I'm Down To My Last Bud and My Tater's Hangin' Low".
Make your Buddy feel right at home, now wouldn't it?

Merlefest is going on just across the mountains at the same time.....

.....don't tempt me!

svxxx26 · #28 03-28-2001, 09:01 PM

Yes, Aredub is a literal cornucopia of misinformation, SPAM recipes and mind-numbing reminders of songs long past that insidiously loop on and on inside your brain until you start having visions of GIANT, GLOWING YELLOW SVX's!!!!

Aredubjay · #29 03-28-2001, 09:28 PM

<<299 posts already?.....>>

Make that 300!

And Don, you really don't like to hang on to "best friends" do you?

SVXphile · #30 03-29-2001, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aredubjay
<<299 posts already?.....>>

Make that 300! And Don, you really don't like to hang on to "best friends" do you?

Hi Gabby!(Yore kinda "thin skinned" for a tater, aint ya? )Actually, I'm too heavy to "hang on" anyone outside the NFL. But I do "hang on" to your every utterance! Congratulations on reaching the big 3 - 0 - 0! Oh, and by the way, it is officially Spring now......time for the spuds to come off. I figured you knew, Ore-Ida told you sooner!!!