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SVX carnage from cows!!!
So I go up and see my SVX today, kinda excited because there is a good chance that I'll get a house with a 2 car garage soon, and a long driveway, but allass I have more problems, the neighbors cows busted through the fence and made a home with my cars, really effed up the front right SVX fender, buggered up the front right fender on the '88 325is, and knocked one of my motorcycles over into the other scraping and denting the fuel tank I'll get pictures soon
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. |
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Neihbors are paying for the damage, right?? You at least better get some steak out of it...
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steak... it's whats for dinner.
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I was yelling at the cows...I'm having effing steak for dinner, a big juicy steak!!! not that they care. As far as the neighbors paying it would be kinda hard since it was our fence that was busted, family lets them get to one of the fields.
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. |
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I have a neighbor who's bull kept escaping and finding his way into my yard. He never hurt anything and it was kinda fun to come home and find a cow mowing your lawn or having a stand off with the cat. When I found him parked in my front yard, I'd throw a rope around his neck and drag him up the hill and put him back, leaving a note on the neighbor's door step just so they'd know their hamburger had escaped and they needed to fix the fence again.
Anyway, I came home one day and found a plastic-lined paper bag sitting on my door step. Inside was a pound of ice and twenty pounds of steak with a note that said something to the effect that the problem was solved. I kinda miss the occasional surprise visit, but every time I miss him I only have to go as far as the freezer. On those warm summer evenings we fire up the barbecue, just hang out and chew the fat. Good times... |
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hahahahaha, omg that's hilarious.
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Well, I don't have to worry much about cows or horses because the fence is good, but I do have the occasional bear or elk. Elk generally don't come within 30 yards of the house, but the bears get on the porch sometimes. No damage to vehicles yet.
Lee
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What I find hilarious is that I can heard 20+ cows out of the yard by myself, but any one of them could kill me all by its self
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.Karl. Southwest members, click here to check in!CA,NV,AZ,UT,NM,OR,CO Wanted...your busted SVX! Watch out Earl, I'm comin to getchya Return of the Pissed Platypus! X2 My dream (other than a pearlie) 1.8 SVXi and a laguna blue spoiler...somewhere I decided to quit drinking, but I didn't like it so I quit not drinking. |
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At my parents' I need to worry about buffalo (and beefalo)
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