What would you do with $20k-$40k?

[n00b on demand]

Originally Posted by TomsSVX

buy a cooler fulla brewskis a lawn chair and strippers for a month.....well ya asked didn't ya??

Tom(it would be a pretty cool month)

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[Landshark]

Originally Posted by Noir

i would put the money in jars, bury them in my backyard, and guard them like a rabid mule, never spending any of it, because i'm a cheap bastige

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[NapaBavarian]

I'd hang out in front of Starbucks and troll for Jetta drivers

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by Landshark

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I CHANGED 2 LETTERS THAT MAKE THIS POST USELESS!! IT'S A DOUBLE POST, AND THIS ONE IS THE WRONG ONE

That's the term my broker and I use for 'Penny Stocks', Do you realize that when Subi started to become a 'player',the stock could be had for $7.00 per share?? This was 1985. The stock has 'split' over 7 times, and has a value of $54. per share the last time I looked at it!
If you take 25% of your 'new found wealth', and invest it in a 'carefully scrutinized' penny stock, you can increase your numbers 10 fold!!

My theroy is, NEVER spend more on a penny stock than a K-car will bring at auction, and you won't be hurt if it goes BUST!!
The only way it can go is UP, and if you lose it ALL, it cost less than playing the $1.00 lottery for a year!!

I'm up over 37%, all told, and the WORST performer I own is a multi-billion dollar company!!

My 'former' father-in-law tried to get me involved in the 'market' 30 years ago, and I resisted...a month ago, I contacted him to try to 'gleen' some knowlege, an appointment was set, and he DIED before we could meet!!

I will call this my biggest FUBAR of 2006, as he posessed 40 years of knowledge that I DO NOT have!!(and really wanted).

If you know anyone old that has 'outlooks' that might HELP you keep from repeating the mistakes of your 'elders', don't wait till it's too late, to ask!!

Go see them NOW!!!!
Jerry

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by Landshark

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That's the term my broker and I use for 'Penny Stocks', Do you realize that when Subi started to become a 'player',the stock could be had for $7.00 per share?? This was 1985. The stock has 'split' over 7 times, and has a value of $54. per share the last time I looked at it!
If you take 25% of your 'new found wealth', and invest it in 'carefully scrutinized' penny stocks, you can increase your numbers 10 fold!!

My theroy is, NEVER spend more on a penny stock than a K-car will bring at auction, and you won't be hurt if it goes BUST!!
The only way it can go is UP, and if you lose it ALL, it cost less than playing the $1.00 lottery for a year!!

I'm up over 37%, all told, and the WORST performer I own is a multi-billion dollar company!!

My 'former' father-in-law tried to get me involved in the 'market' 30 years ago, and I resisted...a month ago, I contacted him to try to 'gleen' some knowlege, an appointment was set, and he DIED before we could meet!!

I will call this my biggest FUBAR of 2006, as he posessed 40 years of knowledge that I DO NOT have!!(and really wanted).

If you know anyone old that has 'outlooks' that might HELP you keep from repeating the mistakes of your 'elders', don't wait till it's too late, to ask!!

Go see them NOW!!!!
Jerry

[mohrds]

Originally Posted by subi-crosser

If you take 25% of your 'new found wealth', and invest it in 'carefully scrutinized' penny stocks, you can increase your numbers 10 fold!!

My theroy is, NEVER spend more on a penny stock than a K-car will bring at auction, and you won't be hurt if it goes BUST!!
The only way it can go is UP, and if you lose it ALL, it cost less than playing the $1.00 lottery for a year!!

I'm up over 37%, all told, and the WORST performer I own is a multi-billion dollar company!!

Jerry

That's a great suggestion. I did a little penny stock trading a few years back and did very well. Then I took it all, and put it in Microsoft the day after it plummeted to like $60 a share, left it until it was back up to $85 then dumped it all. Now it is all in long term municipal and government bonds. I figure after more than doubling my retirement fund in less than a year, I better not tempt fate. My luck would have run out shortly.

Doug

[Royal Tiger]

Three words:

PORSCHE CAYMAN S!

Yes it'll depriciate, but in case you haven't figured it out, you can't take it with you.

And to get Alan and Randy in a tither, get it in YELLOW!

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Landshark

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you got it all wrong man. i don't put it in jars, it's too dangerous. i wrap it up in serran wrap and stuff it up the arse of an arse...namely yours.

you a sk8ting piggy bank horseface.

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by Noir

you got it all wrong man. i don't put it in jars, it's too dangerous. i wrap it up in serran wrap and stuff it up the arse of an arse...namely yours.

you a sk8ting piggy bank horseface.

you donkey-toothed, Janq-worshipping butt crack, we all know damn well that you're too cheap to buy Saran Wrap!

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Landshark

you donkey-toothed, Janq-worshipping butt crack, we all know damn well that you're too cheap to buy Saran Wrap!

damn you found out my secret. i get free condoms from family planning and use hillbilly grease (used oil from deep fryers) to lube it up for insertion. then again the size of the crater of Uranus is large enough to fit quite a number of Mac users with room to spare. maybe for srt4 drivers?

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by Noir

damn you found out my secret. i get free condoms from family planning and use hillbilly grease (used oil from deep fryers) to lube it up for insertion. then again the size of the crater of Uranus is large enough to fit quite a number of Mac users with room to spare. maybe for srt4 drivers?

i may not be smart enough to use a Mac, but i ain't fallin' for the banana in the tailpipe!


how was your date with Shadow at the drive-in?

[subi-crosser]

Originally Posted by mohrds

That's a great suggestion. I did a little penny stock trading a few years back and did very well. Then I took it all, and put it in Microsoft the day after it plummeted to like $60 a share, left it until it was back up to $85 then dumped it all. Now it is all in long term municipal and government bonds. I figure after more than doubling my retirement fund in less than a year, I better not tempt fate. My luck would have run out shortly.

Doug

Ya gotta know when to 'hold them', and know when to 'fold them'... just like the song!! If you 'buy a K-car,'... your money is still 'safe' and you can have 'fun' in the market.. (not to be
confused with grabbing the mic at the check-out and screaming "BEER" like Bobcat did on Police acad........( I wish I had loaned Bill Gates $50. in '69)!!!!!!!!
Jerry

[SSSVX]

Well, it's your money to control. You can think and do what is your priority in life. Paying off your debt is a good idea...in my opinion, just make good use of the money as long as you think it's right For me, I would take the money down for some investments depending on what you think you're comfortable with and good at.

[SilverSpear]

Originally Posted by Noir

you know, there was always something i liked about you!

I am always like that, but you are never noticing me ...

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Landshark

i may not be smart enough to use a Mac, but i ain't fallin' for the banana in the tailpipe!


how was your date with Shadow at the drive-in?

we had a great time. he was showing me his l33t SRTWS6 and like my panties got wet.