Chike's School Work...MUWHHAAA....Payback Time Chick Chick..

Once again Chike was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still
befuddled by the whole school thing, Chike is still a trooper. He was
given another set of vocabulary words to use in
sentences. Here's what he handed in:

1. HOTEL - My Momma said that she ain' gon tell her friend Shaqueta nothing
else, cause that HOTEL everythang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man I
was HONOR ROLL.

3. PLANET - Chike got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and
he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood t est, the doctor pulled out a needle and
said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go
dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said
gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the cops, but he hopped DEFENSE
and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH, I' m
out.

11 LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a
DOMINEERING.

13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare
some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach say
DATA boy.

16.BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I
can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de
COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got
a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can only
FASCINATE.