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The meaning of each car
AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything just had it as email from my friend, i copy pasted it... after that i am going to his house with a gun (because he is a BMW owner, he is making fun of Subarus!!!)
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Danny 1994 Silver SVX in hybernation, awaiting for the monsterous awakening (Lebanon) 1967 Mercedes-Benz 250SL Euro Specs, Hard/Softtop, White/Red. Under Complete Restoration 2013 Mercedes-Benz SL350 Euro Specs, White/Red. Mint... Another step into SL Collection. |
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FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily
OLDS: (Hate doing this) Old Lady Driving Slowly TOYOTA (For pick-ups): Take Off Your Oversized Tires A$$hole I heard one for Pontiac, but I won't share that in mixed company |
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???? come on !!
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Danny 1994 Silver SVX in hybernation, awaiting for the monsterous awakening (Lebanon) 1967 Mercedes-Benz 250SL Euro Specs, Hard/Softtop, White/Red. Under Complete Restoration 2013 Mercedes-Benz SL350 Euro Specs, White/Red. Mint... Another step into SL Collection. |
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Agreed. We need to acronym for Pontiac. After all, most of us are -haters.
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Eric 1994 Bordeaux Pearl SVX LSi "The SVX — Where, they wondered, do you put the kayak?" |
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ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
BUICK - Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters (for you, Dayle ) DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere FIAT - Fix It Again, Tony FORD - Fireball On Rear Denting FORD - Fag's Only Real Desire HONDA - How Odd-No Damn Acceleration JAGUAR - Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly MERCEDES - Money Envy Reliably Causes Every Derogatory Expletive to Surface MITSUBISHI - May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust MUSTANG - Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good OLDSMOBILE - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PONTIAC - Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PORSCHE - Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em SATURN - Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice TOYOTA - Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads Johnny
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape. |
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FORD - Found On Road Dead
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket |
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I can't believe no one has posted:
SAAB - Swedish Automobile, Always Broken
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Front to back, sorta: Claret 1992 Subaru SVX LS-L, JDM STi open front diff six speed, STi tranny mount, Kartboy shift bushings, WRX CD changer, rear R180, battery in trunk, Stebro exhaust. 2000 Specialized RockHopper A1 FS, converted to singlespeed 36:15. I like my cars with too many gears and my bikes with too few... |
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That's the first time I've seen an acronym for Subaru.
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David B. SVXipedia @ SVX-IW.COM -- SVX Information Warehouse 2.0 coming...eventually! Ebony 1992 SVX LS-L 5 spd Koni/GC Stebro 187k miles RIP (Rust In Pieces) 1993 SVX 5 spd Koni/GC Stebro Polyurethane bushings still available! |
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Souped Up, Bad Ass Ride - Undisputed! Johnny
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Pearl '92 LS-L 179K (Historic 1st 5-speed SVX) Mods: 5-speed, 4.11's, Group-N motor mounts, dual Magnaflows, cone air filter, Kenwood MP-228 CD/Receiver, white-faced gauges, '97 grill, custom window tinting. Ebony Mica '92 LS 80K Oct 2002 - Dec 2004: Victim of theft. She served me well. You can tell the lack of craftsmanship by the wrinkles in the duct tape. |
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You all missed the best one of all!!!
KIA - Killed In Action
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Chris SVX World Network Administrator -1993 Subaru SVX LS-L, Barcelona Red, #46, 160,000+ Miles (Sold to SomethingElse) -2011 Toyota Sienna SE, Black, 30,000+ Miles (Swagger Wagon ) -2002 BMW R 1150R ABS, Black, 26,000+ Miles (Daily Driver ) SVX Owner from February 1997 to March 2008 SVX Online Community Member since February 1998 SVX World Network Member since February 2002, Member #520 Life is a game. Play to win. The world belongs to those who can laugh at it. |
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Theirs got to be one for the Sion. Anyone?
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Kayvon 92' SVX www.sounddomain.com/id/kayvon |
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-Chike
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato 2013 Cosmic Blue 5spd Evo X GSR 2006 Galaxy Gray 6MT RX-8 (sold) 2006 Steel Gray WRX TR (sold) 1996 Brilliant Red SVX L (sold) |
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this thread is awesome
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1993 25th Anniversary Edition # 156 of 301 ~ 121, 488 miles ( SOLD TO svxfiles 8/6/06) 2006 Subaru Impreza 2.5i....5spd - My daily driver 2006 Subaru Legacy 2.5i -7k miles..Mom's daily driver 2,543 Member of the SVX World Network |
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KIA - Killed In Accident |
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Chris SVX World Network Administrator -1993 Subaru SVX LS-L, Barcelona Red, #46, 160,000+ Miles (Sold to SomethingElse) -2011 Toyota Sienna SE, Black, 30,000+ Miles (Swagger Wagon ) -2002 BMW R 1150R ABS, Black, 26,000+ Miles (Daily Driver ) SVX Owner from February 1997 to March 2008 SVX Online Community Member since February 1998 SVX World Network Member since February 2002, Member #520 Life is a game. Play to win. The world belongs to those who can laugh at it. |
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