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Old 09-11-2006, 09:12 AM
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Had to post this, I got it in an email and it's freekin' hilarious!

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It's that time of year again -- The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are terrifically innovative.
Enjoy!!
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness
9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
12. Glibido: All talk and no action.
13. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
14. Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. (and see one!)
15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole
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Old 09-11-2006, 09:32 AM
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Good one, Di.

In a semi-similar vein, I heard this one yesterday.

Bumper sticker. "I ain't no redneck, I'm an Appalachian-American".

(Great X-mas gift for Tom's close friends).

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Gotta love #17. O.K., I felt that thought, that wasn't nice! hahahaha

I have to admit not understanding how #14 fits the parameters. Dang! There goes my ego, again!
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Old 09-11-2006, 04:23 PM
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I think I ran into a #17 yesterday...more accurately he ran into me.
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I've been THINKING that one for years!
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Old 09-11-2006, 08:50 PM
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I've been THINKING that one for years!
On what occasion???
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