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07-28-2004, 02:49 PM
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The Slayers racing story
A buddy of mine works graveyard shifts in a warehouse all by his lonesome. So one night he got this feeling and called me up for a race. I head over to the warehouse and we line em up. We counted down and left at the same time. This race was way to close for me so I opened the propane valve a little more and boy did that forklift come alive. 5 MPH of fury I tell ya.
Just kidding  Keith
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07-28-2004, 02:55 PM
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Ha ha ha!!! Racing the forklifts in the ol' warehouse...
You're too funneh!  -Chike
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07-28-2004, 03:02 PM
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07-28-2004, 03:05 PM
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Powerslides in a fork lift!
 -Chike Quote:
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#5
07-28-2004, 03:17 PM
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I sure hope warehouse racing posts are allowed for your sake.
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07-28-2004, 03:41 PM
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warehouse racing? i guess that's allowed on here.
y0, i was mowin' my gra$$, with da bass thumpin' from my 12's, just chillin', and buster-a55 neighbor pulls up with his new Honda mower. starts revvin' on me - WTF? so i sez "you wanna go, beotch??!?! i readied the big Craftman with the 7-point-0 and away we go! neighbor starts pullin' on me, but the jokes on him - my self-propelled bar wasn't even pulled all the way up! i crank it up to max speed and left him behind me, in a cloud of grass clippings! then he did the ricer mow-by. punk.
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07-28-2004, 04:15 PM
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That's showing him Alan!!! Next time show him some do-mestic muscle. Crack out the John Deere!!!!
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07-28-2004, 04:20 PM
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What do they say? "There's nothing like a Deere?"  
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07-28-2004, 05:04 PM
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Re: The Slayers racing story
Quote:
http://www.potgut.com/videos/forkliftsafety.wmv
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07-28-2004, 05:28 PM
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Poor Klaus had a bad day, didnt he.
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07-28-2004, 05:32 PM
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Oh my god!!! I laughed so hard I couldn't breath!!!!!!! Definatly helps if you have a morbid cop humor like me!!! It was also a plus to hear it in German. I wish I was more fluent. The best video post IN A LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!! A++++++++++++
Dan
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07-28-2004, 06:42 PM
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A. I worked for Ames a long time ago, and one of the jobs they had use do was to use a fork lift to lift the old counters as high off the ground as we could and then drop to the ground to break them up. (I loved this job
) The cool par was the fork lift they gave us had no brakes and we were doing this in a dumpster slope. talk about dangerous. B. When I was like 12, me and my freind would help mow each others lawn, but I rigged up my Snapper to blow away his Deer. Plus the Snapper could do wheelies.  C. Dialup suck but I think I heard of that saftey video.
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07-28-2004, 09:23 PM
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Wow, and I thought the Brits were odd
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07-28-2004, 11:16 PM
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I work graveyards in a nursing home and we have wheelchair races at night.
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