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The SVX will be the death of me
I just had a foresight. I have decided to leave my will here in the land of the SVX. I am leaving this in case I die, because everyone here will truly appreciate this.
I, Keith Eggert, will my car, should I pass away from ailments non-involved will my car, to Alycone. My reasoning behind this is just cause. Earl has too many already, and everyone else seems to be further away than she is. lol In the event of my death related to me and the car, I WILL be buried in my car. The car will be my casket on the sole basis that this is the most comfortable car EVER. A casket is unbefitting of an SVXer, so the only logical explanation is an in car burial. I, Keith Eggert, Command Earl to give a Pearl SVX to my grandmother in commemoration of my former existense. lol Just kidding about all the death talk. Just wanted to share part of my living will. Found it kinda funny that my/ everyones dedication to the SVX lasts much longer than life itself. If anyone would like a part of the SVX, complete or not. Let me know. lol Hope you enjoyed the humor! Keith
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The member formerly known as Civic_Slayer 1992 "Robins egg blue" SVX Originally Claret 147k- CURRENT 1992 Pearly 187K and climbing (11-91) #964 *retired 1992 Pearl SVX 122500 miles #86 FASTAR THAN THE OLD ONE.*SOLD Everytime I get into my car, it always reminds me that it has POWER |
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You're just silly Keith! Personally, I found it amusing...
-Chike
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Sniff - I don't know what to say.....
Huh, so if someone were to cause an accident I would get.....oh wait, that probably wouldn't work, you'd haunt the tranny. In the event that you and your car expire in the same event, how do you both feel about organ donation? You can still be buried in the frame, but wouldn't you want the visors or headlights to go help a needy SVX live a longer, happier life? I want my car to go someone who'll adore her, but if we break beyond repair we're both organ donors. Take whatever you need. So, I guess giving someone my car in my will with the provision that my skeleton be assembled in the passenger seat as a permanent copilot probably wouldn't work out, huh? Hey, it might work for the carpool lane, good theft deterrent.... |
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Will the eulogy be 21 SVXes reving their engines to red line in a kind of automotive salute ?
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Re: The SVX will be the death of me
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Yes, a 21 car redline salute will be in accordance with SVX ownership law. In order to participate, all SVX's participating in the salute must have aftermarket exhaust.
Keith
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The member formerly known as Civic_Slayer 1992 "Robins egg blue" SVX Originally Claret 147k- CURRENT 1992 Pearly 187K and climbing (11-91) #964 *retired 1992 Pearl SVX 122500 miles #86 FASTAR THAN THE OLD ONE.*SOLD Everytime I get into my car, it always reminds me that it has POWER |
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stebro or Magnaflow?
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Why not both!!
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The member formerly known as Civic_Slayer 1992 "Robins egg blue" SVX Originally Claret 147k- CURRENT 1992 Pearly 187K and climbing (11-91) #964 *retired 1992 Pearl SVX 122500 miles #86 FASTAR THAN THE OLD ONE.*SOLD Everytime I get into my car, it always reminds me that it has POWER |
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woohoo, i can be in the salute! Flowmaster is ok, right?
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Flowmaster A-OK!!!
Heck, I'd even settle for blown cats and no muffler. Anything to be obnoxious. :P Keith
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The member formerly known as Civic_Slayer 1992 "Robins egg blue" SVX Originally Claret 147k- CURRENT 1992 Pearly 187K and climbing (11-91) #964 *retired 1992 Pearl SVX 122500 miles #86 FASTAR THAN THE OLD ONE.*SOLD Everytime I get into my car, it always reminds me that it has POWER |
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