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Hyabusa lost
Yo what up pimpin' dis be a hella fine day in da unrivaled civic history books yo. Dis fool on a hyabusa heard i had da illest, tytest, pimp whip in my state yo!
He be like "yo dawg ya think ya can take me in a highway run." I said sheeeeet dat be like takin' candy from my girl yo. I just put da new aem tach in so i be seein' where ta shift hella good now, but i didn't be tellin' dis foo dat cuz he be thinkin' i have an advantage yo. We line up in da middle of da highway at 2:00, and everyone just stops and be starin' at us, probably more me dough cuz it's not often dey get da privelage ta see a hella blaze car like dis lay da smackdown. Dey were all yellin n' sheeeeet, i think dey was rootin' me on. When I heard da first honk I held da revs at 8500 rpm (don't wanna bog yo). Third honk, BAM!!!, drop da clutch n' just be'd out son. My whip felt hella strong wit da new tach yo. I saw da light on da tach and mega supa ill shifted da mugen shift knob ta 2nd and took off wit da quickness. Dis fool started catchin' me in 3rd dough, bastad musta had NAWWWSSSS, OH NO!!!! I kept all calm n sheet cuz i am a mad ill racer, n don't stress nada yo. I just knew i had ta mega powa shift ta 4th. Den da light on da tach started blinkin yo!!! I didn't be knowin' if i should shift, he shot past me. I hit my dash crazy hard n' da light stopped blinkin'. I mega powa shifted ta 4th, and held da aem steerin' wheel cova fo shizzle. I flew past dis fool hella easy n' threw da hazards on, cuz we was doin' 195mph n' I don't like takin' my whip past dat too much. I pulled off da highway inta a gas station n' put da 35 cents of gas i wasted back in da tank. Dis foo just drove by all quick n' wouldn't even look yo, i yelled BIAAAATCHHH and just laughed at dis wannabe gangsta. CIVICS R SOME FAST WHIP YO!!! Shout out ta TDT, keep da rhymes flowin' Ghetto Fab MODS: Popped airbox fo da mad airflow, n ill sound Holes in da muffler fo da deep note Vtec Controller set at 2300 rpm's fo mad powa 9.23@148!!!!! |
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?????????
Funny... best mockery I have ever read... but why here?
Stories like these will grow old very quickly on this site. |
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They already have.
You have not told us about your SVX, posted pictures, asked any questions about the car yet. That is what we are all about. I am not trying to be critical, but still know nothing about you.
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. Earl .... ... .... ><SVX(*> Subaru Ambassador [COLOR=silver]1992 Tri Color L[/COLOR] ~45K (06/91) #2430 1992 Dark Teal LS-L ~184K (05/91) #0739 1992 Claret LS-L ~196K (05/91) #0831 1992 Pearl LS-L ~103K (06/91) #1680 1992 Pearl LS-L ~151K (06/91) #2229 1992 Dark Teal LS ~150K (07/91) #3098 (parts car) 1992 White LS-L ~139K (08/92) #6913 1993 25th AE ~98K (02/93) #164 1993 25th AE ~58K (02/93) #176 1993 25th AE ~107K (02/93) #215 1993 25th AE ~162K (02/93) #223 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~124K (1/94) #2408 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~144K (10/93) #1484 1994 Laguna Blue Pearl LSi ~68K (10/93) #1525 1994 Barcelona Red LSi ~46K (02/94) #2624 1994 Pearl LSi ~41K (12/93) #1961 1995 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~70K (02/95) #855 1996 Polo Green LSi ~95K (03/96) #872 1997 Bordeaux Pearl LSi ~55K (08/96) #097 2003 Brilliant Red LS1 Convertible ~29K (04/03) #8951 1999 Magnetic Red LS1 Coupe ~33K (04/99) #6420 My Email | Old Locker | New Locker | Picture of 15 of the 19 Last edited by ensteele; 05-21-2003 at 01:52 PM. |
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195mph with a SVX.....maybe in a free fall from a plane...
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is he really trying to be funny? i don't get it.... i understand the whole gangsta speak stuff, but is it necessary to post that way? this reminds me of how the fbody and mustang guys started to post on the celica forum... to make everyone frustrated and annoyed... i hope this is not the case
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svx: the most effective diet (distant memory) mr2: diet on the diet (on the chopping blocks) urs4: looks stale, but good performance... hoping this one will last.... but too bad it didn't mrspyder: gotta have a drop top in cali... always looking for a reliable 5spd svx... |
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195 -- yeah right.
And what happend to the education system in this country?
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Lwin M. Maung (Member # 147) Current SVX: NONE Previous SVXes: 1994 LE Barcelona Red 107k 1992 LS-L Pearl White 143k 1994 LSi Bordeaux Pearl 220k 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 184k 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 145k 1992 LS-L Liquid Silver 102k 1992 LS-L Ebony Pearl 123k Other current cars:2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Black If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT!
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i think he meant his honda going 195....?
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svx: the most effective diet (distant memory) mr2: diet on the diet (on the chopping blocks) urs4: looks stale, but good performance... hoping this one will last.... but too bad it didn't mrspyder: gotta have a drop top in cali... always looking for a reliable 5spd svx... |
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These stories just keep getting worse. I really need to look at thread starters before reading.
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interesting........ill bet it took him about 5 hours to post it ghetto instead of NORMAL ........im now dumber for reading that
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